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I wonder... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
I'd for years thought to try to come up with some form fitting funnel with a hose attached to it they could use.
I mean...you're driving downt he road, and in the snow on the side of the road you read...Bill....Fred...Chuck.....LINDA??
Re:I wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
As for the funnel/hose idea, well, it's been around for a while. I think they called it "Le funnel" or something.
Re:I wonder... (Score:4, Interesting)
It exists: the P-Mate [plastuit.nl]. I still have one somewhere.
Wait, what? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wait, what? (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm so sick of heading to the can to take a nice shit, oney to find out that some asshole still can't aim his wee-wee after 30 odd years of practice.
Re:Wait, what? (Score:4, Funny)
I can't help it, my wife was Loraina Bobbit!
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Re:Wait, what? (Score:5, Insightful)
Real medical issue (Score:5, Informative)
It must be the shape of the urethral opening, but I get the main stream and sometimes a secondary "side piddle", much like pouring water from a glass (some snakes down the side of the glass). Probably about 5% of the volume of the main stream.
This can result in some nasty surprises since you can't really feel it happening. You look down after taking a leak and notice "oh my, I just pissed all over my right pant leg". I've gotten into the habit of putting my right hand kind of to the side to block the side-piddle if it does happen. Better on your hand than on your pant leg.
YMMV, obviously. This has never been officially diagnosed by a doctor (not that big a deal, and I'm sure as shit not having surgery done to fix it), but it does happen.
Re:Real medical issue (Score:5, Insightful)
I think the main problem here is not looking where you're pissing!
Re:Real medical issue (Score:5, Funny)
+1 Much Too Informative
Re:Wait, what? (Score:5, Insightful)
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FYI, one generally doesn't piss out their asshole.
Urinal fly (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Urinal fly (Score:4, Funny)
Here it is, £2.99:
http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/Pee-Goal.html [lazyboneuk.com]
(Of course, as a nation of drunks, we think of this stuff first
Oh come on (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh come on (Score:5, Funny)
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Fire-Fighter Game? (Score:3, Funny)
Mess you up (Score:5, Funny)
WTF (Score:5, Insightful)
It's always a bad day to be a janitor.
You have to give the people what they want (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm Willing to Bet (Score:5, Funny)
Slash - dot (Score:5, Interesting)
Get your Yuks in now (Score:5, Funny)
And, will there be a port for the Nintendo Wii? I bet it would make a big splash in the market.
Re:Get your Yuks in now (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure you've got more in you than that! Let loose!
What kind of yellow journalism would cover this so piss poorly? Slip-shod! The whole site is going in the tank. Was the product officially issued, or was it a leak? I predict the Number One sales spot in a quarter, but then the market will take a dump. I have an urge to splurge on one of these, myself, though this product's really only for the ones who wear the pants in their families. Will the seniors buy this? Depends. Does it run Linux? Where's the torrent for this? Can't have your urinal cake and eat it too. There is some bad news about the working conditions at the factory. Underpaid workers and dehydrated testing staff were chanting from the picket lines: "Hell No! We Won't Go!"
What was that?! Get your mind out of the gutter!
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They were making a multiplayer version, but the IP stack overflowed?
here's a photo (Score:5, Informative)
This is a good thing (Score:4, Funny)
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Some of us have contests to see who can melt the largest crater.
Re:This is a good thing (Score:5, Funny)
This is perfect for movie theaters! (Score:2)
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This is new? (Score:2, Interesting)
Power Pill (Score:5, Funny)
I tried. It gave me no bonuses. It just made me feel kinda weird. Didn't taste like a mint either.
I don't like to brag, but... (Score:2)
I'm not sure about this. In order to be, ahem, fair to the other players, I'd have to stand a long way back, and my eyes aren't that good.
Brilliant strategy! (Score:3, Funny)
"I'll beat you next time... when we have to pee again. Hey, another pitcher over here plz!"
No way! (Score:3, Informative)
For the interested, this is their official site: http://www.actur.be/placetopee/?p=Home%20(EN) [actur.be]
The game I saw was a guy skiing down a slope, the aiming part was needed to guide the player.
At first only little children tried to enter that thing, but as the party went on the 'adults' got more drunk and tried it out. To have fun for a long time you'll have to dose your stream though.
iLoo (Score:2)
Not new! (Score:4, Informative)
I'm gonna make a game (Score:2)
Bad day, alright (Score:2)
"Man, it's a bad day to be a janitor. " (Score:2, Funny)
"Specialized paper cone"?! (Score:2)
Be Careful How You Phrase It (Score:4, Funny)
new tag please (Score:2)
Wait.. (Score:2)
Seen this a long time ago (Score:3, Interesting)
Seriously, years ago I saw a graduate project at Parsons School of Design in their Design & Technology [parsons.edu] department that was a video game in a urinal, sort of like the space aliens version mentioned in this article. For the public exhibit, they put out squirt guns so that men could play the game without being obscene, and women could play as well. I am pretty sure it was just water in the squirt guns....
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