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How To Protect Children From Zombie AttackComments:6
Posted by
samzenpus
on Fri Oct 31, 2008 06:54 PM
from the think-of-the-children dept.
from the think-of-the-children dept.
cheezitmike writes "In today's world of roaming undead and random zombie attacks, you cannot be too prepared for the possibility that you will need to flee on foot with your children. That's why all of you should read this guide to protecting children from zombie attacks. From the article: 'The market abounds with hundreds of child transport variations — from sleek, European buggys to integrated backpacks and off-road joggers. Selection of a transport type often becomes more about public perception and personal status than actual functionality. When it comes to holding up in a world filled with the living dead, many of these devices fall sadly short.' Remember, even if you're not a parent now, you should be prepared to aid children belonging to your neighbors, family members, or fellow survivors barricaded in your local safehouse in the event of a zombie crisis."
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By that logic, 80-90% of the adult population would be safe, too.....
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Good to know that the U.S. President is safe.
My Plan (Score:2, Funny)
A multi-purpose guide (Score:1)
These same techniques can be applied to severe outbreaks of pinkeye [wikipedia.org].
People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies (Score:2)
Yet another think-of-the-children article. First off not all Zombies are bad. There has been a lot of negative and biased media regarding Zombies, most of which is complete fiction. The media always likes to sensationalize and dwell upon the negative.
From the Canadian Society Counteracting The Unfair Treatment Of The Living Impaired (CSCTUTOTLI):
Zombies are people too and should not be judged by the few of their kind that are actually bad or the stereotypes depicted by television and movies.
- http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-we-get-letters...-zombies-eh.-take-off-hoser.html [ifyouwereazombie.com]
If we could make an effort to live with them instead of demonizing them the wo