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32% Voted 'I'll wait until everything breaks.' for 'Between last big computer upgrade and the next ...'

Posted by samzenpus on Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:29 PM
from the I-for-one-welcome-our-new-voting-machine-overlord dept.

I hope voting machine DRE 700 (serial number: 34491) is willing to reach across species lines.

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- Re: (Score:1)
  
  by TheGeniusIsOut (1282110)
  
  Its The Onion, its not meant to be understood.
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by Xenographic (557057)
    
    Sometimes I wonder if a hack like that wouldn't be the best way to alert people to their flaws. I mean, if the vote showed that "Diebold" won with 700% of the vote...
    - Re: (Score:2)
      
      by DanOrc451 (1302609)
      
      On a scale from 1-10, how fond are you of federal prison?
machine conspiracy (Score:1)

by redshirt (95023)

This certainly explains why I've received threatening calls from the AT-5000 Autodialer [wikia.com].
Gotta love the Onion (Score:2)

by Giant Electronic Bra (1229876)

Now, I wonder what you can bribe a touchscreen terminal with? Windex?
- Re: (Score:2, Funny)
  
  by theturtlemoves (932428)
  
  Now, I wonder what you can bribe a touchscreen terminal with? Windex?
  You could bribe it by touching it, you know, the same way you would a Congressman. "Oh yeah, rub my screen good...'
  - Lol, dammit! (Score:2)
    
    by Giant Electronic Bra (1229876)
    
    My mod points evaporated, wouldn't you just know?

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