Man Charged For Repeatedly Urinating In IRS Elevator

Michael Hicks, 55, of Detroit was charged with a felony count of malicious mischief, and damaging governmental property for repeatedly urinating inside a Detroit IRS building freight elevator. An Investigation by the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration started after employees complained about someone urinating in the elevator on numerous occasions. A camera was eventually installed and Mr. Hicks was identified and confessed to being the mystery pisser. "Hicks denied having any medical conditions that would cause him to commit such an offense," Delmaria Scott, a special agent for the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration, said in an affidavit filed in US District Court. "He stated that he did it because he felt he could get away with it."

We all WANT to do it

[tsstahl]

But there is a BIG line between feeling and acting. ---- Felony mischief? WTH? A misdemeanor doesn't cut it?

Re:Felony

[networkBoy]

It's the IRS.

Never fuck with the treasury or secret service.