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World's Oldest Marijuana Stash FoundComments:106
Posted by
samzenpus
on Monday December 01, @06:19PM
from the it's-a-little-dry dept.
from the it's-a-little-dry dept.
jage2 writes "Researchers say they have located the world's oldest stash of marijuana in a tomb in a remote part of China.
The cache of cannabis is about 2,700 years old and was clearly 'cultivated for psychoactive purposes,' rather than as fibre for clothing, or as food, says a research paper in the Journal of Experimental Botany.
The 789 grams of dried cannabis was buried alongside a light-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian man, likely a shaman of the Gushi culture, near Turpan in northwestern China."
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Well, that certainly explains Idle (Score:4, Funny)
You'd have to be high to think it was a good addition.
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I WAS high until you killed the buzz. :P
Also explains... (Score:5, Funny)
Mongol: Pssst, you got a yuan bag?
Wall Guard: Oy! Get out of here, we don't do that at this tower, try two doors down.
Mongol: Pssst, is Fey Shong Wei about? He always hooks me up.
Wall Guard: I said piss off! I got my boss coming for an inspection in a bit.
Mongol: Fine fine, sissy girly man, no wonder you need this big wall to keep out a few baked horsemen!
Wall Guard: Get back to your tent you damned hippie! And get a REAL job! And a HAIRCUT! And have a SHOWER!
Summary is wrong (Score:5, Funny)
After researchers tested the stash it seemed seemed like 2700 years had passed. In reality it was only 42 minutes.
Re:Summary is wrong (Score:5, Funny)
After researchers tested the stash it seemed seemed like 2700 years had passed. In reality it was only 42 minutes.
Sources also say that after testing the researchers' hands "looked awesome."
ObSimpsons (Score:4, Funny)
> Sources also say that after testing the researchers' hands "looked awesome."
They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.
Oh, wait. There they go.
Re:Summary is wrong (Score:5, Funny)
Sun Tzu: "Pssst...hey man, it's Sun Tzu, open the door, I got the stuff..."
Chong: "Sun? Sun Tzu? Sun's not here."
Sun Tzu: "No man, I'm Sun!! Now will you open the door, I got the stuff!!"
Chong: "Sun?"
Sun Tzu: "Yes, it's Sun!!!"
Chong: "Sun's not here!!"
-- several iterations later --
Sun Tzu: "It's Sun!!! S-U-N!!! Now will you open the goddamned door?!?!?!"
Chong: "Oh, sure." -- opens door --
Sun Tzu: "What the hell was that about?"
Chong: "Well, you had this note written on the table: 'If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him.'"
Sun Tzu: "Damn, I must've really high when I wrote that..."
Well there goes my idea... (Score:4, Interesting)
From TFA: "Scientists also tried to germinate 100 of the seeds found in the cache, without success."
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Hey man, if they can bring back a mammoth, they can bring back a pot plant.
Uh-huh. (Score:5, Funny)
Oh yes, the tests included genetic testing and radio-carbon dating. Good to point that out. I'll just speculate what other tests you could do with 2700 year old weed. On a perhaps related note, since they couldn't use spectroscopy or whatever to determine the precise percentage of THC, I wonder what technique they used to come up with the qualitative measurement "relatively high".
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A highometer was used to run a standard highometric analysis on a scale from "not" to "curiously." On the standard scale, "relatively" is the seventh mark on the indicator.
In a related anouncement.... (Score:5, Funny)
Keith Richards was greatly relieved it was finally found although he can't recall being in China at the time.
Intersting Tomb Contents (Score:5, Funny)
The tomb also contained bridles, archery equipment and a harp...
The ancient equivalent of car keys, a gun, and an electric guitar.
Considering how much weed there was I say this was
probably an ancient rock star and not a shaman.
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Shamans were the rock stars of the day.
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I'm pretty sure future societies will at long last recognize our vast numbers of 16 year old shamans.
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At the end of "The Golden Bough" there is a piece on comparison between magic, religion and science.
Some quotes:
In magic man depends on his own strength to meet the difficulties and dangers that beset him on every side. He believes in a certain established order of nature on which he can surely count, and which he can manipulate for his own ends.
When he discovers his mistake, when he recognises sadly that both the order of nature which he had assumed and the control which he had believed himself to exercise
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But as time goes on this explanation in its turn proves to be unsatisfactory. For it assumes that the succession of natural events is not determined by immutable laws, but is to some extent variable and irregular, and this assumption is not borne out by closer observation. On the contrary, the more we scrutinise that succession the more we are struck by the rigid uniformity, the punctual precision with which, wherever we can follow them, the operations of nature are carried on.
The universe runs on some punctual precision? Sort of like predicting the weather -- oh wait, no. More like quantum mech-- hm. No, not there, either.
In fact, if there's one thing we've learned about the nature of reality through science in the past 100 years, it's that we *don't* live in Newton's clock-work universe. There is no "punctual precision". We live in space-time relativity and quantum uncertainty. Frazier's description of the linear evolution of human thought turns out to be wrong.
Most anthropo
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missing from the summary (Score:3, Funny)
"The 789 grams of dried cannabis was buried alongside a light-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian man, likely a shaman of the Gushi culture, near Turpan in northwestern China. The man had a very large smile on his face."
Red Tape (Score:3, Funny)
780 grams? That's not mucking about! (Score:3, Funny)
And look what happened to the guy who smoked that (Score:5, Funny)
He's dead!
Take note kids.
Hey man.... (Score:5, Funny)
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And by "blond part" I assume you mean Bill S. Preston Esquire. Jesus... uncultured swine around here.