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Comments: 20   The Most Obvious Scientific Discoveries of 2009 on Monday January 04, @02:27PM Comments: 20

Posted by samzenpus on Monday January 04, @02:27PM
from the fire-still-hot dept.
ectotherm writes "See the most obvious scientific discoveries of 2009, actually backed up by scientific studies. These include such no-brainers as 'Men are much more interested in casual sex than women.'"

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Comments: 1 +-   Strange Bedfellows Online on Tuesday November 03, @12:42PM

Posted by samzenpus on Tuesday November 03, @12:42PM
from the there's-someone-for-everyone dept.
humor
digitalfever writes 'One of the most celebrated functions of the Internet is an unprecedented ability for people to connect. This has led to social networks, online dating, and, it turns out, a lot of people connecting over really strange things. Here are some of the more interesting clubs that the internet has helped give life to.'
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Comments: 2 +-   'Shoe-Thrower' Footwear Top Seller In Bangladesh on Tuesday November 03, @12:03PM

Posted by samzenpus on Tuesday November 03, @12:03PM
from the hearts-minds-and-feet dept.
idle
What's made of black and brown leather and a top seller in northeastern Bangladesh? The "Zaidi shoe." The footwear named after the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoe at George W. Bush has become very popular in some circles. "It's the latest fad in Sylhet. Every one wants to be wearing the Zaidi. It looks like your average men's dress shoe but it's been sold for up to 2,200 taka (30 dollars) which is at the very top end of the market in Bangladesh, " shop owner Abdul Awal says.
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Comments: 8 +-   Civilian Accidentally Ejects From Air Force Plane on Tuesday November 03, @11:58AM

Posted by samzenpus on Tuesday November 03, @11:58AM
from the shiny-red-button dept.
idle
An unamed man learned how important it is to keep your hands to yourself inside an South African Air Force training plane when he mistakenly pulled his ejection lever. He crashed through the plane's perspex canopy and was propelled 320' by the rockets under his seat. A helicopter was sent to pick up the accidental ejector and he had no reported injuries. Let's hope he got to enjoy the beautiful scenery on the way down.
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Comments: 4 +-   Student Gets Psychic Scholarship on Tuesday November 03, @11:55AM

Posted by samzenpus on Tuesday November 03, @11:55AM
from the he-knew-he-would dept.
idle
Callum Cooper won a $3,000 grant from the Parapsychology Foundation to finish his studies in telepathy and clairvoyance at The University of Northampton. Cooper says, ''My interest in the paranormal began growing up in Nottinghamshire where there is a vast amount of history of hauntings. I am constantly involved in the investigation of purportedly haunted locations with my own research team... and more recently I have been researching 'Phone Calls and Text Messages from the Dead'." Callum hopes to begin a PhD Research Degree on apparitions and hallucinations in 2010.
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Comments: 9 +-   Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself As Drunk Driver on Monday November 02, @11:57AM

Posted by samzenpus on Monday November 02, @11:57AM
from the right-thing-to-do dept.
idle
49-year-old Mary Strey feels strongly about keeping drunk drivers off the road, so strongly in fact that she recently called 911 to report herself as one. The dispatcher told Mary to pull over, turn on her flashers and wait for the police. When officers arrived they gave her a field sobriety test which she failed. Mrs. Strey was arrested and was found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.17.
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Comments: 17 +-   Fruit Bats Have Oral Sex Too on Monday November 02, @11:52AM

Posted by samzenpus on Monday November 02, @11:52AM
from the pics-or-it-didn't-happen dept.
idle
sciencehabit writes "Researchers at Guangdong Entomological Institute in Guangzhou, China, have observed oral sex for the first time in a non-primate. During intercourse, female short-nosed fruit bats lick the genitals of their partner, a possible ploy to increase copulation time. The discovery suggests there may be a biological advantage to fellatio."
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Comments: 11 +-   Coffins On Sale At Wal-Mart on Monday November 02, @11:31AM

Posted by samzenpus on Monday November 02, @11:31AM
from the super-cemetery-store dept.
idle
nightcats writes "Describing it as a 'limited beta test,' Wal-Mart announced its plans to offer coffins to its shoppers. In the Wal-Mart world, of course, beta comes with a price: $900 for a Mom or Dad coffin, all the way up to $2900 for a bronze sarcophagus. "
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Comments: 11 +-   Secretarial Mistake Costs Pepsi $1.26 Billion on Friday October 30, @12:13PM

Posted by samzenpus on Friday October 30, @12:13PM
from the cost-of-a-new-generation dept.
idle
9gezegen writes "Pepsi learned that if it wants to continue to 'Refresh Everything,' it needs an extra $1.26 billion. It looks like one of the secretaries forget to inform company lawyers about a trade secrets case in a Wisconsin state court. When nobody arrived to court, the judge gave $1.26 billion default judgement. According to Pepsi lawyers, they were not properly served because the secretary was 'so busy preparing for a board meeting.' One might imagine she was working on the refreshments. Perhaps Pepsi should learn more about the Spamhaus case."
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Comments: 14 +-   "Dead" Facebook User Gets Better on Friday October 30, @11:41AM

Posted by samzenpus on Friday October 30, @11:41AM
from the I-was-just-resting dept.
idle
Two9A writes "With the recent introduction of memorial accounts on Facebook, the potential arises for hilarity and abuse. Simon Thulbourn's Facebook page has been marked as 'in memorial' on the word of a report submitted by one of his friends; unfortunately, the closest the report gets to Simon is that the funeral service in question was officiated by 'Revd. Simon Thorburn,' which seems to be enough for Facebook to mark an unrelated user's profile as dead. Questions have previously been raised about the standard of proof required by Facebook for this service; it seems that those questions were pertinent, if the lax attention paid to these reports by Facebook staff continues."
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Comments: 449 +-   Bad Driving May Have Genetic Basis on Thursday October 29, @12:11PM

Posted by samzenpus on Thursday October 29, @12:11PM
from the born-to-run-off-the-road dept.
idle
Serenissima writes "Bad drivers may in part have their genes to blame, suggests a new study by UC Irvine neuroscientists. People with a particular gene variant performed more than 20 percent worse on a driving test than people without it — and a follow-up test a few days later yielded similar results. About 30 percent of Americans have the variant. 'These people make more errors from the get-go, and they forget more of what they learned after time away,' said Dr. Steven Cramer, neurology associate professor and senior author of the study published recently in the journal Cerebral Cortex."
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