China Vows to Stop the Rain 214
Since the Olympic stadium doesn't have a roof, the Beijing Meteorological Bureau has been given the task of making sure the games remain dry. According to Zhang Qian, head of weather manipulation (best title to have on a business card ever) at the bureau, they've had success with light rain but heavy rain remains tough to control. I see a hurricane cannon in some lucky country's future.
Someone tell John Fogerty? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Someone tell John Fogerty? (Score:5, Funny)
I know how it is going to work... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Rain's better than smog (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What in the hell? (Score:2, Funny)
OH SNAP!
Idly misogynist (Score:4, Funny)
Mad Scienteists (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I know how it is going to work... (Score:5, Funny)
which meme fits best? (Score:2, Funny)
*All your weather are belong to us
*Only old North Koreans need dry stadiums
*In Maoist China, rain drops YOU!
*Imagine a Beijing-Wolf cluster of dry stadiums!
and the obligatory
*I for one welcome our new weather-controlling communist overlords
Re:Cheaper Solution (Score:3, Funny)
Missing tag... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:which meme fits best? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What in the hell? (Score:4, Funny)
Butterfly Effect? (Score:4, Funny)
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