New Urinal-Based Video Game Makes a Splash 176
Those who enjoy drinking beer, playing video games, and (oddly enough) peeing in urinals may be able to reach true nirvana after all. "Place to Pee" is a new video game that relies on a player's ability to hit sensors in a urinal to control game play. While this may seem extremely male-centric, don't worry, ladies, the game designers have thought of you too, and have designed a specialized paper cone for participation. Man, it's a bad day to be a janitor.
I wonder... (Score:3, Funny)
Wait, what? (Score:5, Funny)
Fire-Fighter Game? (Score:3, Funny)
Mess you up (Score:5, Funny)
I'm Willing to Bet (Score:5, Funny)
Get your Yuks in now (Score:5, Funny)
And, will there be a port for the Nintendo Wii? I bet it would make a big splash in the market.
This is a good thing (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wait, what? (Score:4, Funny)
I can't help it, my wife was Loraina Bobbit!
Power Pill (Score:5, Funny)
I tried. It gave me no bonuses. It just made me feel kinda weird. Didn't taste like a mint either.
Brilliant strategy! (Score:3, Funny)
"I'll beat you next time... when we have to pee again. Hey, another pitcher over here plz!"
"Man, it's a bad day to be a janitor. " (Score:2, Funny)
Be Careful How You Phrase It (Score:4, Funny)
Oh come on (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is a good thing (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
I'd for years thought to try to come up with some form fitting funnel with a hose attached to it they could use.
I mean...you're driving downt he road, and in the snow on the side of the road you read...Bill....Fred...Chuck.....LINDA??
F=ma (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
As for the funnel/hose idea, well, it's been around for a while. I think they called it "Le funnel" or something.
Re:Oh come on (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Urinal fly (Score:4, Funny)
Here it is, £2.99:
http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/Pee-Goal.html [lazyboneuk.com]
(Of course, as a nation of drunks, we think of this stuff first
Re:Get your Yuks in now (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure you've got more in you than that! Let loose!
What kind of yellow journalism would cover this so piss poorly? Slip-shod! The whole site is going in the tank. Was the product officially issued, or was it a leak? I predict the Number One sales spot in a quarter, but then the market will take a dump. I have an urge to splurge on one of these, myself, though this product's really only for the ones who wear the pants in their families. Will the seniors buy this? Depends. Does it run Linux? Where's the torrent for this? Can't have your urinal cake and eat it too. There is some bad news about the working conditions at the factory. Underpaid workers and dehydrated testing staff were chanting from the picket lines: "Hell No! We Won't Go!"
What was that?! Get your mind out of the gutter!
Re:You have to give the people what they want (Score:2, Funny)
It was showing a Spice Girls video.
It's a glorious feeling pissing on Geri Halliwell's face
Re:Oh come on (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wait, what? (Score:3, Funny)
FYI, one generally doesn't piss out their asshole.
Re:Get your Yuks in now (Score:3, Funny)
They were making a multiplayer version, but the IP stack overflowed?
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Re:Real medical issue (Score:5, Funny)
+1 Much Too Informative
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