New Urinal-Based Video Game Makes a Splash

Those who enjoy drinking beer, playing video games, and (oddly enough) peeing in urinals may be able to reach true nirvana after all. "Place to Pee" is a new video game that relies on a player's ability to hit sensors in a urinal to control game play. While this may seem extremely male-centric, don't worry, ladies, the game designers have thought of you too, and have designed a specialized paper cone for participation. Man, it's a bad day to be a janitor.

WTF

[Captain Splendid]

Man, it's a bad day to be a janitor.

It's always a bad day to be a janitor.

/ex-janitor.

Re:Wait, what?

[snowraver1]

Say what you want, if it keeps the assholes around here from pissing everywhere but in the toilet/urnal, it seems like a good idea.

I'm so sick of heading to the can to take a nice shit, oney to find out that some asshole still can't aim his wee-wee after 30 odd years of practice.

Urinal fly

[tessaiga]

This actually isn't a bad idea. A while back there was a story about the urinal fly [urinalfly.com], and how urinal in Amsterdam have a sticker of a little fly on them because they found that it improved people's aim when they had something to focus on [truthorfiction.com]. This seems like the same principle taken to the next level.

Re:Wait, what?

[ShieldW0lf]

It's the bisected stream effect. You're aiming straight, but there's a hair stuck to you or something, and you end up simultaneously pissing on both shoes. Once you hit puberty and start growing some hair down there, you'll understand...

Re:Wait, what?

[Belial6]

This is a problem that we need some help on solving. I personally have been telling women to start commenting on how men who pee on the floor don't know how to use their penis. If women start eluding to the idea that men who pee on the floor must suck in bed, we would likely see a huge improvement in this area.

Re:Real medical issue

[bob.appleyard]

You look down after taking a leak and notice "oh my, I just pissed all over my right pant leg".

I think the main problem here is not looking where you're pissing!

Re:Urinal fly

[Anonymous Coward]

LOL you emo faggot. Man up and get over her. WOMEN do shit like that, men move on.

Re:I wonder...

[slashdotwannabe]

Hmmm... writing your name in the snow versus multiple orgasms.... tell me again why you feel sorry for women?