Man Really Loves His Car

57-year-old Edward Smith wants everyone to know that he is not "sick" or mentally disturbed. He likes movies about cars, he writes poetry about them, he sings and talks to them and sometimes when the mood strikes, he makes love to them. Edward first had sex with a car at 15 and now estimates that over 1,000 cars can call him lover. He currently lives with his "girlfriend," a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla. Could someone please give this man a hug and tell him everything is going to be ok?

I think this guy is Ok.

[gilbertopb]

I would mind if was a Caterpillar lover.

He just needs to make sure

[UncleWilly]

He just needs to make sure all the cars are over 18..and he takes no 'action' pictures.

Liar?

[VeNoM0619]

"I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

Assuming all 1,000 cars were consenting, I think he was definitely hurting someone's feelings. Nothing but a player...cars have feelings too!