Nerd Baby

They should just let other babies take away his milk money now.

frikken hilarious

[Missing_dc]

Obviously made my the parent, the stats are way off, especially the charm or charisma score. That said, it still qualifies as cute.

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[chaim79]

For a while they were sold on www.thinkgeek.com but last time I checked they were no longer there. and no, those are the stats; how could they get away with puking on you and forcing you to feed them and change their diaper if they don't have a high charisma?

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[N!k0N]

That shirt (or at least one relatively similar) is/was sold on jinx [jinx.com]

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[m.ducharme]

If it's not your baby, the Chr score is way off, but I have to tell you as a long time hater-of-babies, when you have your own, its Charisma score is 18/100.

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[The Slashdot Guy]

Also, with a dex that low, and wearing cloth, I'm pretty sure the A.C. is too low.

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[guyminuslife]

Maybe you're thinking Second Edition? I know I always do. In Third Edition, the AC starts at 10 and is modified upward---a higher armor class equals a higher chance to avoid damage. (Which removes the need for good ol' THAC0.) According to the d20 rules, a human wearing zero armor (like, say, a t-shirt) with a Dexterity of 3 gets a -4 penalty to their Armor Class. So the AC of 6 is correct.

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[The Slashdot Guy]

Actually, We still play first edition. I didn't realize they made that change.