Ultrasound Machine Ages Wine 448
Inventor Casey Jones says his creation uses ultrasound technology to recreate the effects of decades of aging by colliding alcohol molecules inside the bottle. Mr. Jones said, "This machine can take your run-of-the-mill £3.99 bottle of plonk and turn it into a finest bottle of vintage tasting like it costs hundreds. It works on any alcohol that tastes better aged, even a bottle of paintstripper whisky can taste like an 8-year-aged single malt." The Ultrasonic Wine Ager, which looks like a Dr. Who ice bucket, takes 30 minutes to work and has already been given the thumbs up by an English winemaker. I know a certain special lady who is about to have the best bottle of Boone's Farm in the world.
Re:Oh Fun! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Whiskey? (Score:5, Funny)
It's an ultrasonic wallet-opener.
-Peter
Yeah but... (Score:5, Funny)
Can it make regular snake oil taste like 30 year old snake oil?
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Blackshot [blackshotfps.com]
I know a certain special lady (Score:4, Funny)
I know a certain special lady who is about to have the best bottle of Boone's Farm in the world.
Only after she finishes the debate tonight.
As a bonus, it ages snake oil too... (Score:5, Funny)
As an extra special bonus, it acts to rapidly age cheap snake-oil from the rancid dead rattler-junk it started out as to something equivelent to the finest age tawny boa extract.
Re:Whiskey? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Yeah but... (Score:5, Funny)
I call shenanigans, the machine isn't even pyramid shaped !
Re:English winemaker? (Score:5, Funny)
When it gets the nod of a French winemaker or a vintner from California I'll be a little more intrigued.
Global warming will probably give English winemakers some credibility in years to come. (No 'funny' mod points please, I'm being serious.)
Even with the can sealed? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Even with the can sealed? (Score:2, Funny)
Boom?
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Blackshot [blackshotfps.com]
Re:At least one physically impossible bogus claim (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Whiskey? (Score:4, Funny)
Like Earth is mostly harmless?
Re:Ultrasonic waves are the new magnets (Score:3, Funny)
If this thing actually works as advertised I'll eat my hat.
While you are going on the record, I think I should add in the qualifier that you can't use said device to age your hat so that it tastes like an older more expensive hat.
Re:Whiskey? (Score:2, Funny)
"What's so bad about that?"
"You ask a glass of water."
Re:Whiskey? (Score:5, Funny)
I didn't know they made urinals out of beechwood.
Re:Whiskey? (Score:5, Funny)