No Space Porn (For Now) 260
With the entry to sub-orbital flight, and even orbital flight, becoming ever so slightly easier, the obvious thought of space porn kicks in. Who wouldn't want to see two or more people going at it like rabbits in a weightless environment (or at least trying to go at it like rabbits in a weightless environment)? Sadly, Virgin Galactic has turned down a $1 million offer to do just that. The offer was made by an unidentified party who was willing to put the money up front to do a space porn movie. Considering that a flight aboard VG costs $200,000 for a two-hour flight, $1 million doesn't seem too bad. Though how much you could actually do and perform in two hours is debatable. And what if one or more of the actors gets sick?
Still waiting for... (Score:5, Funny)
Gah (Score:4, Funny)
There was a time when sex was interesting. Now it's just boring.
I know why they turned it down (Score:4, Funny)
Think of the mess that a facial would make in zero-G environments...the whole ship would be all sticky.
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re-write (Score:5, Funny)
>And what if one or more of the actors gets sick?
This is porn, right? You could write that into the script!
hah (Score:2, Funny)
then it'd just be recategorized at the site/store
Re:Gah (Score:5, Funny)
You are obviously not doing right.
RTFM, dude!
Duh (Score:5, Funny)
Virgin Galactic would have to change it's name!
Re:Duh (Score:5, Funny)
Damnit, we already made up the title for it! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:New Title (Score:5, Funny)
Sometimes Virgin just isn't interested in sex.
New tag (Score:5, Funny)
640microseconds is enough (Score:3, Funny)
Now where did I put that file... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Still waiting for... (Score:5, Funny)
It was gross enough when it was just a tiny little cup. If you expect two girls to fill a whole spaceship, those are going to be some big girls.
Re:re-write (Score:5, Funny)
heh heh - you called them actors.
Re:Space Porn Bloopers (Score:4, Funny)
Not to mention afterwards for the guy... does it just STAY up?
Re:re-write (Score:1, Funny)
>>And what if one or more of the actors gets sick?
>This is porn, right? You could write that into the script!
There's a script?
Re:Still waiting for... (Score:5, Funny)
Considering what you are talking about, I don't think you are being NEARLY vague enough. Somebody might actually figure out what you are talking about.
Re:Space Porn Bloopers (Score:4, Funny)
well the average slashdotter is probably in with a chance then...
Re:Trying to avoid funny remarks... (Score:3, Funny)
To boldly come where no man has come before
There, fixed that for you
Re:I'd turn it down too... (Score:3, Funny)
Two Points (Score:3, Funny)
2 hours isn't a problem. Porn movies aren't really known for their epic length. Well, not in minutes, anyway.
And so what if some actors get sick? You just make a different movie. There's an audience for everything (disturbingly)!
to boldly come (Score:5, Funny)
/obvious
Re:Gah (Score:5, Funny)
It's not boring, it's drilling! :)
Re:Gah (Score:5, Funny)
There was a time when sex was interesting. Now it's just boring.
Ya, well, that's marriage for you.
Re:Gah (Score:5, Funny)
You mean RTFFM.
Of course Virgin Galactic turned them down (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Gah (Score:5, Funny)
That man page vanished sometime in the mid nineties.
Re:New Title (Score:2, Funny)
Sometimes Virgin just isn't interested in sex.
Ha. Haha! Yeah, don't you remember being a virgin? The only people who aren't interested in sex are those who are bored of it.
Your sentence implies that the large majority of Slashdotters have lost their virginity.
Re:I know why they turned it down (Score:3, Funny)
0_o
+3 Interesting? I gotta find a new crowd.
Re:Still waiting for... (Score:2, Funny)
or rather this [sexylosers.com]
Re:Already been done... sorry (Score:3, Funny)
A while back, Penn Gillette wrote about his charter flight on a vomit comet. His was the second charter, right after the filming of "The Uranus Experiment," which he mentioned in the article.
Oh Sweet Zombie Jesus!! Talk about sloppy seconds!!
Re:Still waiting for... (Score:2, Funny)
There is a line there about naked girls and pussies, but I'm not touching it... I'm gay
Needs New Scripts? (Score:3, Funny)
The *knock* *knock* : "Pizza Man!" meme won't work any more.
Re:Still waiting for... (Score:4, Funny)
In space... (Score:1, Funny)
no-one can hear you scream 'yes... yes... YES!!'
Re:Gah (Score:1, Funny)
Incest is relatively boring.
Necrophilia is dead boring.
Re:re-write (Score:5, Funny)
C'mon, you can do better than that, there's countless possibilities out there.
- Houston, We Have Rear Entry
- Apollo 69
- The 100 Mile-High Club
- Suborbital Gangbang MILFs
- In Space, No One Can Hear You Cum
- Lagrange Point Latinas
Shit, these things are a dime a dozen, how about some classics:
- Talk Dirty To Me (In A Chuck Yeager Monotone)
- Debbie Does Clavius
Re:Gah (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Gah (Score:1, Funny)
FTFM
I'm sure this craft is sanitary..... (Score:2, Funny)