Voting Machines Elect One of Their Own As President 11
I hope voting machine DRE 700 (serial number: 34491) is willing to reach across species lines.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
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Sometimes I wonder if a hack like that wouldn't be the best way to alert people to their flaws. I mean, if the vote showed that "Diebold" won with 700% of the vote...
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machine conspiracy (Score:1)
This certainly explains why I've received threatening calls from the AT-5000 Autodialer [wikia.com].
Gotta love the Onion (Score:2)
Now, I wonder what you can bribe a touchscreen terminal with? Windex?
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Now, I wonder what you can bribe a touchscreen terminal with? Windex?
You could bribe it by touching it, you know, the same way you would a Congressman. "Oh yeah, rub my screen good...'
Lol, dammit! (Score:2)
My mod points evaporated, wouldn't you just know?