Inventor Builds Robot Wife 469
Inventor Le Trung must really like the book "The Stepford Wives," because he has built the dream of every lonely man without hope, a robot wife. Le's wife, Aiko, starts the day by reading him the newspaper headlines and they go for a drives in the countryside. Le says his relationship with Aiko hasn't strayed into the bedroom, but a few tweaks could turn her into a sexual partner, even redesigning her to have a simulated orgasm. *Shudder*
I forget the movie or documentary (Score:5, Funny)
But it starts with the premise that dumb people breed... a LOT. While the smart people, well, this here is one extreme.
Giving us the resulting societies we are in.
Two responses: (Score:5, Funny)
...even redesigning her to have a simulated orgasm. *Shudder*
1) Nope, not convincing
2) So it faithfully reproduces every aspect of a real wife? Except that it has an off switch*...
* /me is going to hell for that one
No, no (Score:5, Funny)
Don't you mean *Quiver*
Re:Inspiration..Star Wars robot C3-PO? (Score:5, Funny)
"even redesigning her to have a simulated orgasm."
Like ALL women! AMAZING!
Re:Two responses: (Score:5, Funny)
faithfully reproduces every aspect of a real wife
That must mean there is a very advanced random behavior generator on-board.
Otherwise, it'd be about as much fun as watching a digital clock click off the time.
Why? (Score:5, Funny)
Wait a second. . .
Re:What's wrong with this picture? (Score:5, Funny)
dude like wth (Score:4, Funny)
Stella (Score:2, Funny)
The guy is obviously a freak. (Score:5, Funny)
I mean, he had the chance to design his own wife, and look how flat-chested he made her.
Harcourt!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Wedding bells (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The guy is obviously a freak. (Score:2, Funny)
Blame it on the economy and downsizing.
Re:fwiw (Score:3, Funny)
It's an old story (Score:5, Funny)
It's an old, old story: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy builds girl.
(Shamelessly stolen from my uncle the science fiction writer [isfdb.org].)
Re:What's wrong with this picture? (Score:3, Funny)
Given what he's trying to do here, I would say your if clause is false.
Sudo (Score:5, Funny)
Man: Aiko, make me a sandwhich.
Aiko: Access denied.
Man: Aiko, sudo make me a sandwhich.
Aiko: Turkey, or ham?
Re:The guy is obviously a freak. (Score:5, Funny)
> Some of us like women like that ;)
Robotic? (Sorry, lack of impulse control...)
Re:No, no (Score:5, Funny)
In any case, it sounds to me like he has designed himself a robot *girlfriend* at the moment. When it is capable of having a simulated headache, we can upgrade it to 'wife' status.
What Universe is this (Score:3, Funny)
where Slashdot links to articles in The Sun!!?
Aiko/Real Doll (Score:4, Funny)
It'll be interesting when people can order customized versions of this... I can imagine the shop will get calls similar to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Irs1ewDoM [youtube.com] one of my favourite prank calls. Enjoy
Re:The guy is obviously a freak. (Score:5, Funny)
He's Japanese and he didn't design her to look like a teenage school-girl.
I'm confused.
Re:Inspiration..Star Wars robot C3-PO? (Score:2, Funny)
Sure it does belong on a site aimed at nerds... This informs us on how easy life could be if we got one of these robot girls, instead of trying to get a real one.
Re:I forget the movie or documentary (Score:3, Funny)
obligatory... (Score:5, Funny)
She won't lick my foot! (Score:3, Funny)
Deal's off!! Post back again when she will lick my foot.
When there are woman out there... two of them... with a cup... Aiko does not yet compete with real women. But with that said, the need to replace women in general should indicate clearly that women are doing something wrong.
Re:I forget the movie or documentary (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Two responses: (Score:4, Funny)
oh wait.
Re:Inspiration..Star Wars robot C3-PO? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Inspiration..Star Wars robot C3-PO? (Score:4, Funny)
i want one (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Inspiration..Star Wars robot C3-PO? (Score:4, Funny)
"great, I can make a robot! ... now what can I do with it?"
Well...
I for one welcome our new robot dominatricies...
Re:Inspiration..Star Wars robot C3-PO? (Score:3, Funny)
You do know that the Sun has other sections more appropriate for nerds http://www.page3.com/ [page3.com]
Because everyone knows that (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No, no (Score:5, Funny)
Note, it DOESN'T have sex. Ergo, "wife" not "girlfriend".
Re:Don't Date Robots! (Score:3, Funny)
And if that doesn't do it for you, find a copy of "Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer."
Re:The guy is obviously a freak. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Its a fraud (Score:2, Funny)
I'm sure a desktop would be the ideal usage environment, depending on the size of the desk.
Reality/History Hacking (Score:2, Funny)
While 'fun in bed' is being had, all that is needed is someone to hack into her controls and have her spazzing out screaming "VIET CONG! VIET CONG!" with uploaded helicopter and small arms fire sound effects and an mp3 of "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones playing in the background.
Re:Inspiration..Star Wars robot C3-PO? (Score:3, Funny)
Dude! Your killing my hopes of finally being able to get some!
So where can I buy one of these?
Re:Inspiration..Star Wars robot C3-PO? (Score:2, Funny)
"even redesigning her to have a simulated orgasm."
Like ALL women! AMAZING!
You know, it's the uncanny valley's responsibility to prevent messed up shit like this. >.>
Re:Two responses: (Score:3, Funny)