World of Warcraft, the Restaurant 73
An Anonymous Coward writes "China's online gaming themed service industry appears to be booming, riding China's fascination with online gaming all the way to the top is a Chinese restaurateur with his World of Warcraft inspired eatery." I would recommend the Critter Bites and the Haunted Herring, but would warn against the Carrion Surprise.
Do they serve... (Score:1, Funny)
Roflberry Pwncakes?
Re:haunted herring (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Have you ever... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why (Score:3, Funny)
One catch (Score:3, Funny)
You have to fight with opposing patrons for each time you go up for food.
Wow...just (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why (Score:4, Funny)
Just because it's not the answer you wanted, doesn't mean it isn't the right answer. Because if you did disable it, it wouldn't be there in the first place, making your real question completely moot. And knowing that, but asking anyway, is pretty effin retarded.
But because I'm nice, I'll answer the real question: To inspire posts like yours, for the amusement of others.
Re:I might go mad... (Score:3, Funny)
HELLSCREAM: Yeah ill have a uh liter of cola
BURGER GUY: What?
HELLSCREAM: A liter of cola!
BURGER GUY: Liter-O-Cola do we make liter-o-cola?
THRALL: Why dont you just order a large, Hellscream?
HELLSCREAM: I don't want a large Hellscream. I want a goddamn liter of cola.
BURGER GUY: I don't know what that is.
HELLSCREAM: Liter is Orcish for give me some fu**in cola before I rip off your fu**in lips!!
Benefits of Dining There (Score:4, Funny)
So does this mean I'll leave there with a nice stamina buff, some extra mana per 5 sec, and look like a ninja?
The big downside is that you have to kill lots of the staff to get your bill to drop.
Re:I might go mad... (Score:4, Funny)
I only have two words for you:
LEROY JEKINNNNNNNNS!!!!
FINALLY! (Score:4, Funny)
Ever since I started killing boars for their intestines, I dreamed of the day where I could taste just a slice of WoW. I just hope this restaurant follows canonical recipes.
Bear Meat + Boar Intestines + Spider Ichor = Crazy Delicious Blood Sausage [thottbot.com]
Mmm, I can smell it cooking right now.