samzenpus from the time-to-go-shopping dept.
A 26-year-old man stole a small refrigerator from a probation office used to store urine samples, including his own. Police say he went to the office Sunday, shot out a window to get inside and removed the locked refrigerator. The man had tested positive for drugs and police theorize that he was attempting to get rid of the evidence as opposed to simply being very, very thirsty.
Seen on a button at an SF Convention:
Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force. 1990-1951.