Toothy Racoon Bit Off Manhood 13
Ian-K writes "The Sun has a story about a man lost his 'tool' while trying to rape a raccoon. An observant reader over at ATS pointed out that luckily it wasn't a squirrel, or he may have also lost his nuts." I hope he can make something positive out of this experience, like talking at schools to warn kids about the dangers of oral sex with a raccoon.
(S)he was asking for it! (Score:1)
Penis (Score:2, Funny)
Manhood: the state of being a man; manly qualities.
Penis: the thing that was bitten off by a raccoon.
Darwin awards? (Score:3, Insightful)
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He qualifies for the Darwin Award regardless of the outcome.
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You are correct, of course; as long as he is capable of passing on his genes, he doesn't qualify. Though it will be quite a challenge to find a woman willing to mate with a man who has had part of his dick swallowed by a raccoon.
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Another one for the Darwin Awards. (Score:2, Funny)
He may not have died but he, err... neuter noun, is missing some parts to make that neuter noun reproduce.
Just thinking about it make me cringe and go into gonad protection mode.
Russia? (Score:1)
Supposedly this happened in Russia.
Where did he find a raccoon in Russia? Raccoons are indigenous to North America?
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