Toothy Racoon Bit Off Manhood 13
Ian-K writes "The Sun has a story about a man lost his 'tool' while trying to rape a raccoon. An observant reader over at ATS pointed out that luckily it wasn't a squirrel, or he may have also lost his nuts." I hope he can make something positive out of this experience, like talking at schools to warn kids about the dangers of oral sex with a raccoon.
Penis (Score:2, Funny)
Manhood: the state of being a man; manly qualities.
Penis: the thing that was bitten off by a raccoon.
Another one for the Darwin Awards. (Score:2, Funny)
He may not have died but he, err... neuter noun, is missing some parts to make that neuter noun reproduce.
Just thinking about it make me cringe and go into gonad protection mode.