Oldest Human Hair Discovered In Fossilized Poop 50
goran72 writes "A new study has suggested that strands discovered in fossil hyena poop found in a South African cave could be the oldest-known human hairs. According to a report in National Geographic News, researchers discovered the rock-hard hyena dung near the Sterkfontein caves, where many early human ancestor fossils have been found."
Multiple discoveries! (Score:5, Funny)
Oldest known human hair.
Oldest known person eaten by a hyena!
Re:rock hard indeed (Score:2, Funny)
Photographic evidence (Score:1, Funny)
Re:rock hard indeed (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Multiple discoveries! (Score:5, Funny)
oldest human in turd form, besting Dick Cheney's record!
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someone has to say it (Score:4, Funny)
talk about a bad hair day...
Humans (Score:3, Funny)
Humans - The other white meat
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Same Old Story (Score:4, Funny)
"Hey Ogg, I bet those guys who had the really good dope are camped in that cave in Dark Valley."
"I think you're right, Targ. Listen...you can hear them laughing their heads off."
"Let's go see if they'll let us have some."
"Good plan, Ogg."