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Cross-Dressing Clown Robs Liquor Store 6

Posted by samzenpus
from the rob-you-silly dept.
It should be pretty easy for The Boulder Police Department to find the perpetrator of a liquor store robbery last Saturday. The male robber was wearing red and white face makeup, a red and purple wig, a fake nose and a denim dress. A clerk says the clown asked for help in a feminine voice, saying, "Will you help me? My husband is out of work." The employees ignored his pleas and the jilted suspect pulled a gun and robbed the store. After collecting an undisclosed amount of cash, the clown unexpectedly fled on foot and not on a unicycle or in a tiny car full of other transvestite clowns.

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Cross-Dressing Clown Robs Liquor Store

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  • Idle is the new 4chan.
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      by NoxNoctis (936876)
      Until I see all categories of Japanese animated pr0n on Idle, I'll have to respectfully disagree.
    • Fuck off (Score:3, Insightful)

      Seriously, I'm so sick of people complaining about idle or even Slashdot in general. If you don't like it fuck off and go somewhere else. I for one click on idle links when they seem funny so I can get a break from serious news for a bit.

      I mean come on, how pathetic do you have to be to go out of your way to click a link, read a summary and post a comment to something you profess that you will automatically hate anyway.

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