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Mother Claims Hotel Pool Got Her Daughter Pregnant 35

Posted by samzenpus
from the how-do-you-think-things-work dept.
A Polish woman is not doing her countrymen any favors by suing an Egyptian hotel, claiming that the hotel pool is responsible for getting her 13-year-old daughter pregnant. The mother claims "stray sperm" in the pool are to blame for the baby souvenir her daughter came back from vacation with. "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source. The level of this mother's ignorance is astounding. Everyone knows that you can't get pregnant in a swimming pool, in a hot tub, or if you press really hard on the girls belly button after sex.

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Mother Claims Hotel Pool Got Her Daughter Pregnant

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  • There's actually a discussion in the Talmud about the status of a baby that results from a woman being impregnated from stray sperm in a public bath.
  • by Neanderthal Ninny (1153369) on Thursday July 09, 2009 @03:22PM (#28640815)

    It is interesting that this mother actually believed her daughter is still a "pure virgin" that she didn't meet an boys at their vacation. Was the mother with her daughter every second of the vacation?
    I also have a bridge to sell the mother.

    • Re: (Score:1, Interesting)

      by Anonymous Coward

      It is interesting that this mother actually believed her daughter is still a "pure virgin" that she didn't meet an boys at their vacation. Was the mother with her daughter every second of the vacation?
      I also have a bridge to sell the mother.

      maybe the virgin birth was something similar

    • The bigger question is, how the hell does she know it happened while she was on vacation? As if she couldn't have gotten pregnant a few days before or after the trip. It's not like people find out they're pregnant instantly. It takes a while to notice.
  • Ob (Score:4, Funny)

    by Hognoxious (631665) on Friday July 10, 2009 @02:14PM (#28652719) Homepage Journal

    "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there"

    Did she befriend any burka-clad girls, and were any of them unusually tall, with a rather deep voice?

  • by ozbird (127571)

    "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there ..."

    Really? How about in Poland before/after the holiday?

  • >Everyone knows that you can't get pregnant in a swimming pool, in a hot tub, or if you press really hard on the girls belly button after sex.

    Well, true, you can't get pregnant. The girl, on the other hand, is another question.

  • My fictitious wife got herpes from sitting on a toilet seat, it wasn't her boss from work :P

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