Man Accuses Cat of Downloading Child Porn 174
bruce_the_loon writes "They have blamed viruses. They have blamed neighbors. They have accused police of planting it. In rare cases, they have admitted downloading it. This is the first time someone has accused a cat of downloading child porn onto their computer. This seems like a defense almost too stupid to be made up."
I Sympathise with the Cat (Score:5, Funny)
This happens a lot (Score:5, Funny)
You shouldn't let your cat surf the web unattended. Without proper supervision, they will start downloading kitty porn to your hard drive.
i think you mean (Score:3, Funny)
PedoCat? (Score:1, Funny)
The purrrrrrrrfect ... (Score:5, Funny)
Appropriate comic (Score:4, Funny)
http://lol-comics.livejournal.com/63218.html [livejournal.com]
lol cat (Score:5, Funny)
Re:i think you mean (Score:5, Funny)
Chris Hansen should interview the cat (Score:5, Funny)
He'll get to the bottom of this.
"You walk in here on all fours naked making strange noises and rubbing against my leg..who knows what would have happened if I hadn't been here"
This is why I don't own a cat (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This happens a lot (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This happens a lot (Score:4, Funny)
First time I ever heard about "kiddy porn", I misheard it for "kitty porn".
For quite a while, I assumed a lot of people were getting steamed up about some weird pink anime thing, or some kind of playboy performers.
This proves it! (Score:4, Funny)
But a cat is capable of using the Internet (not to mention framing his owner). Sorry, dog owners, cats are clearly smarter!
And for sure he used.. (Score:3, Funny)
Note to self (Score:5, Funny)
Re:There is software to protect against this... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:There is software to protect against this... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:This happens a lot (Score:5, Funny)
Especially if your cat is a purrvert.
Re:There is software to protect against this... (Score:4, Funny)
From the software FAQ:
Q: My cat is deaf. Can you help me?
A: PawSense detects the paws of even deaf cats. Even if a cat is deaf, PawSense blocks cat typing once detected. This makes it harder for the cat to mess up your programs, data files, and operating system.
However, PawSense does not include a miracle cure for deafness.
1 - How stupid can a person be before he is legally considered handicaped?
2 - I wonder how much they charge extra for the deluxe package with miracle cure included!
Makes jury duty attractive (Score:4, Funny)
If counties were smart, they'd have a "serve one, get a second silly one" deal.
Re:Are Amazon patents a bad idea...? (Score:2, Funny)
fixed that for you....Thank you, thank you very much. I will be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitstaff..
Re:I Sympathise with the Cat (Score:3, Funny)
You realize that's 65 years old after you convert [calculatorcat.com] it into human years, right? ;) GILF?
Re:Idle? (Score:5, Funny)
Uh oh... (Score:5, Funny)
I have over 1 Quadrillion pornographic images on my computer.
Yes, I'm a Petaphile.
Re:lol cat (Score:1, Funny)
No, lolcats are fine, it's the loli-cat that did it.
Re:Plausible deniability (Score:2, Funny)
I AM IN YUR COMPUTER (Score:3, Funny)
DOWNLOADING YUR PR0N....
So quoth the Almighty LOL-Cat
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
If the cat is found guilty... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Florida (Score:1, Funny)
Your cat will find this as well.
Re:Uh oh... (Score:1, Funny)
Obligatory... (Score:2, Funny)
Need a new cat (Score:4, Funny)
My cat only downloads articles from wikipedia. Mostly stuff on herbs and computer pointing devices. Guess I need a cat that hasn't been spayed.
Re:This happens a lot (Score:4, Funny)
Jesus H. Christ. Want some cheese to go with that whine?
oops (Score:4, Funny)
The real tragedy... (Score:2, Funny)