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Faith Healing Clinic Cures Cancer, Paralysis, and Bad Penmanship 8

Posted by samzenpus
from the how-would-jesus-write dept.
The New Zealand Healing Rooms clinic cures all the usual stuff: cancer, stroke paralysis, broken bones, and mental illness with the power of prayer. What sets this clinic apart from the rest is its ability to fix the most horrible affliction of all, bad penmanship. The clinic is set up like a doctors office, with a waiting room that leads to treatment areas, where two pastors and divine-healing technicians pray for patients. Pastor Marie Rea says the "aggressive" prayer techniques used usually cure patients in as little as one 20-minute prayer session. Most remarkable is the testimony of Adele Marsh, who brought in her dyslexic daughter. After one session, Adele says, her daughter's illegible handwriting was miraculously made legible. A serious question still remains. Can she write an upper-case "Z" in cursive?

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Faith Healing Clinic Cures Cancer, Paralysis, and Bad Penmanship

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  • Because an all-knowing, all-loving god wouldn't know or care about your problem before you hit the prayer clinic; but would thereafter.

    And here I was, thinking that Christians were against witchcraft...
  • Because an all-knowing, all-loving god wouldn't know or care about your problem before you hit the prayer clinic; but would afterwards.

    And here I was, thinking that Christians were against witchcraft...
    • by RockDoctor (15477)

      And here I was, thinking that Christians were against witchcraft...

      Christians burning other Christians ... ?

      If you can arrange the deck chairs, I'll just get a toasting fork and a carton of marshmallows. Back in 5.

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