samzenpus from the leader-of-the-toddler-pack dept.
Three-year-old Azeem Khan has been granted a motorcycle license by a panel of very optimistic or sadistic Indian judges. His dad built special extensions for the bike's controls so he could reach them. "Of course I won't let him drive on the busy roads without me on the bike as well. I trust Azeem but I don't trust other drivers," said his father Shantanu.
Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print. At these
interest rates, we don't need it."