Tour Companies Battle Over Trademarked Duck Noises 251
Tour company Ride the Ducks is suing rival tour company Bay Quackers, alleging that it holds trademark rights to the sound made by tourists using duck call devices, while on amphibious vehicle tours. San Francisco-based Ride the Ducks holds a 'sound mark' on the noise. Very few companies hold sound marks, but some of the more famous include: the NBC chimes and the MGM lion. The company holds US Trademark No. 2,484,276, which protects a mark consisting of 'a quacking noise made by tour guides and tour participants by use of duck call devices throughout various portions of [guided amphibious vehicle] tours.' Reading this makes my think that there is a room full of litigious monks somewhere, just waiting for someone to try clapping with one hand.
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I think the lawsuit is quackery, myself.
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I was hoping we were going to be able to duck the obligatory puns with this one.
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That's....fowl.
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You're lucky I don't have my Light Gun handy.
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Even if they win they will get poultry damages, and it may prove to be the attorney's swan song. The judge is unlikely to take drake-onian measures.
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Your puns are all terrible!
<ducks>
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To be fair they also modded the GP troll, when the pun there was even more obvious. Mods today just want a totally serious discussion of trademarked duck noises without any puns.
Which... when you think about it, is pretty hilarious.
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Stupid FA is about a bunch of stupid people making stupid use of our legal system to settle something stupid. Does anyone take a duck tour because that particular quacking sound is the best one? These bunch of stupids should all be rounded up and send to stupid camp where they can sit in a stupid circle around a campfire clapping their stupid hands and hopefully find a new and creative way to burn themselves alive.
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I started to disagree with you, but you could be right:
If it looks like a duck,
And quacks like a duck,
And there's duck doo on your pickup truck,
Then, brother, bet your bottom buck,
It ain't no armadillo.
An easy solution (Score:5, Funny)
So 'Ride the Ducks' is trying to assert trademark over generic duck sounds, made by riders and tour guides on these duck tours? I've got a simple solution for bay quackers, just trademark the sound of sniffling, coughing, and whining children, then sue Ride the Ducks when their customers make those sounds. Then cross license and form a tour guide duopoly.
Might sound nuts, but has a sound legal basis (Score:5, Interesting)
Pun intended?
Seriously, though, after Qualitex, [wikipedia.org] there's no reason to think that sounds can't be trademarked just because they're sounds. The NBC chimes are a great example. They might run into problems if the duck calls are made with the purpose of closely imitating natural sounds, though...
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> they might run into problems if the duck calls are made with the purpose of closely imitating natural sounds, though...
Fortunately, duck calls are fictitious works. Any resemblance to actual animals, whether living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Me, I'm trademarking tourists blowing dog whistles that are inaudible to humans.
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Re:Might sound nuts, but has a sound legal basis (Score:4, Funny)
Me, I'm trademarking tourists blowing dog whistles that are inaudible to humans.
And how would you enforce this? Send dogs to law school? They are already pretty good at chasing ambulances...
Generic sounds, words can not be trademarked (Score:5, Insightful)
I would argue that the duck quack is a generic sound, used by hunters for hundreds of years. It is like a particular note on a generic piano. Or a generic word, such as 'Quality.' Nobody can trademark the word 'Quality' by itself. The duck quack is not like the NBC chimes or other sound marks, which are carefully engineered and specific. You can still play the three notes of the chimes in a commercial, just not the specific chime sounds. In a sane world, generic duck quacks can not be trademarked.
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Look at Qualitex again, though. The green-gold color is arbitrary. The only reason it's able to be trademarked is because it has acquired a secondary meaning. The same would apply here - if the tour company is associated with these duck sounds enough, the sounds may have acquired a secondary meaning.
Any injunction against use would also only apply to other tour companies, not people using duck calls in general. (Though with trademark dilution, its possible that related business areas would be encompassed as
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When you take of the last letter of a word, and put two new ones on, it usually becomes a different word.
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I would tend to agree with that before I realize that MGM marked their lion roar, which you could argue the same way. You would never be able to convince a court to revoke MGM's mark though.
What strikes me as strange about this particular case is that the sound in question isn't a specific sound, it's made by the company's customers. MGM's lion is a specific sound, it's recorded and always the same, the duck sound is made by customers though, it seems a little strange.
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Didn't Harley-Davidson trademark their engine roar as well?
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They spent 6 years trying before giving up. Their competitors submitted arguments that the v-twin sound from several different styles of engines all sounded the same, HD eventually withdrew their application.
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Sure, but the purpose of the trademark system is not to protect someone's clever business idea. It's to protect brand identity.
Trademarks don't (and shouldn't) protect you from your competitor selling an identical product, but from your competitor pretending to be you.
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Why isn't this about brand identity?
If they've built up an association between duck calls and amphibious tours, isn't that roughly the same as building up an association between a logo or slogan and a product?
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You could conceivably make a case for controlling even that. The NBC chimes consist of the notes G, E, C -- which, according to some sources, constituted an acronym for General Electric Corp which had an interest in NBC.
rj
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Congrats, you just eliminated one of the 343 possible combinations of 3 notes from any use in advertising!
Without the instrument, they have no case. They can't just take over all use of the notes themselves. Otherwise, I couldn't do anything remotely similar to any song that's still under copyright.
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Additionally, the article (trademark link expired) indicates it's for "a quacking noise made by tour guides and tour participants by use of duck call devices" which raises a few red flags for me. The activities or performers shouldn't be relevant to the sound if the sound is the Trademark. It's like saying the sound is not important, it's what's causing the sound that we are trademarking, so nobody riding a duck (if tourist or tourguide) can use duck calls.
And second, let's fa
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The duck quack is a generic sound, used by hunters for hundreds of years.
Also, I think ducks used it even before that.
Re:Generic sounds, words can not be trademarked (Score:4, Insightful)
The duck quack is a generic sound, used by hunters for hundreds of years.
Also, I think ducks used it even before that.
Yes, but they used it to advertise sex with ducks, theoretically a very different market than amphibious tours.
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How in the hell can you trademark having a group of people quack?!?
I'd take the question one step further.
The company claiming trademark has already openly admitted that the people they are suing are not the ones that made the quack sound.
If I purchase a duck call, which I can at most any sports store or department store including Walmart, where the specific and Only function of that duck call is to produce a duck sound, then me purchasing it and using it as intended can not possibly open me up to litigation. I didn't make the thing!!
They need to be pressing suit against
Maybe *specific, unique* sounds (Score:5, Insightful)
I could see, potentially, someone trademarking/soundmarking a specific, unique sound. A particular recorded clip, for example. However, 'dynamically' generated sounds like someone blowing a duck call - how can that be 'sound marked'? After all, every time someone blows a duck call, the sound will be *slightly* different, unique, if you will.
How can you trademark/soundmark something which DOES NOT YET EXIST?
Anyhow, people have been using duck calls for many, many years (uhh, hunters, bioloigsts?) How can one company trademark something people have been doing forever.
I would like to sound mark human singing. Yeah, that's the ticket. Every person who makes any money singing, or selling recordings of songs, or selling advertising on 'free' streams/radio/tv broadcasts, songs embedded in video games, or any other media, now owes me a license fee.
I'll start by going after buskers (you know, those aspiring artists who play for tips in subways, street corners, and parks) - they'll be too broke to defend themselves, so I can build up a nice body of 'precedent'. Then, when I start suing larger marks, I can point to the previous cases as precedent.
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However, 'dynamically' generated sounds like someone blowing a duck call - how can that be 'sound marked'? After all, every time someone blows a duck call, the sound will be *slightly* different, unique, if you will.
You're probably thinking too much like a computer person, and not enough like a lawyer. I'm betting NBC's sound mark isn't a specific recording of the chimes - they've got lots of different instruments and timbres playing those chimes, even people humming them on their adverts. Ride the Ducks was able to get a trademark on its sound, so it must have been able to specify something in its paperwork. Whether it's enough to support their lawsuit is a different story.
Anyhow, people have been using duck calls for many, many years (uhh, hunters, bioloigsts?) How can one company trademark something people have been doing forever.
Because this is trademark, not patent. The is
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I'll make a mint suing barber shop quartets!
They have money, right?
Might have to specify the song though....
Yeah, that would be stupid, inane, unlikely to work, etc...
Drat, another evil plan dashed to bits on the rocks of morals and reason....
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the way trademarks work is that anyone can use the mark, they just can't use it in a way that might lead someone to believe what you're offering a product similar to the one to which the trademark applies.
For instance, if I own a ranch I can advertise mustang (horse) rides without running afoul of Ford's trademark.
In this case, the duck boat operator who holds the mark isn't going to go after hunters, he's going to go after other companies that use duck calls in their duck boat tours.
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I want to soundmark people mooing at cows when driving past real cows. I could become an overnight millioniare!
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I could see, potentially, someone trademarking/soundmarking a specific, unique sound. A particular recorded clip, for example. However, 'dynamically' generated sounds like someone blowing a duck call - how can that be 'sound marked'? After all, every time someone blows a duck call, the sound will be *slightly* different, unique, if you will.
How can you trademark/soundmark something which DOES NOT YET EXIST?
Even recorded sounds are "slightly different" than the original. And when you replay a recording, 'dynamically' generated sounds are produced by your speakers. Every sound system introduces some distortion and infidelity. Just because each duck call would be slightly different doesn't change the fact that they would be recognized as the same sound - a quack.
Similarly, if the RIAA sued you for copyright infringement of music, it would be useless to argue that your copy of a song was in a lossy format, and th
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Microsoft [msnbc.com]?
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> the most annoying sound in the world (Joan Rivers' voice)
Joan Rivers is definitely in the top ten, but I think a St. Bernard with a hairball is worse.
Re:Might sound nuts, but has a sound legal basis (Score:5, Insightful)
Sure. Now let's just remember what a trademark is actually for - it protects the trademark holder's reputation by preventing others from passing themselves, their products and/or services, or (to an extent) their views as those of the trademark holder.
Do the passengers on this other tour line get to a certain point in their tour, play with duck calls for a moment, and suddently think "wait, am I on that other carrier's tour?"
Is a passerby likely to see the tour boat, hear the duck calls, and associate it with the other carrier, perhaps tracking the boat to port so they too can get a tour from this well-reputed carrier, only to find themselves duped into taking someone else's tour?
A trademark is a symbol - it identifies a product, but it is not part of the product. You hear the NBC chimes coming over a speaker, you think to yourself "ah, I'm listening to NBC programming; what I'm about to hear is a product of NBC"; but you don't listen to NBC to hear the chime.
This is a case where one tour operator is trying to force another to change the product itself - the experience of the tour. Their being very clever about it; but as I do with any IP-abuser, I hope they suffer an expensive failure in this effort.
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Yes and Yes. You've seen these duck-tours right? They all look sort of th
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IANAL, but...
I've been on several duck tours, from several different companies in different states. Every one of them asked their customers to make some form of quacking noise (to the mixed amusement and annoyance of people around us - one taxi driver in Boston quite memorably shouted back "QUACK THIS!" and stuck up his middle finger, but I digress). Several (not the plaintiff or defendant in this case) even handed out cheap plastic duck noisemakers as part of the ticket price.
I'd have a hard time believi
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Do the passengers on this other tour line get to a certain point in their tour, play with duck calls for a moment, and suddently think "wait, am I on that other carrier's tour?"
Is a passerby likely to see the tour boat, hear the duck calls, and associate it with the other carrier, perhaps tracking the boat to port so they too can get a tour from this well-reputed carrier, only to find themselves duped into taking someone else's tour?
What *I* want to know is whether any of the tourist have yet been shot by hunters or assaulted by ducks of the opposite sex. If not, then the gadgets probably aren't proper duck calls at all and shouldn't be referred to as such.
I suspect it's all a fraud to lower the mindshare of *real* duck calls.
Apologies in advance (Score:2, Funny)
They'll be hoping they can duck the bill for the lawsuit, but it'll no doubt leave a foul taste in their mouths...
Correct me if I'm wrong... (Score:2)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it true that something functional cannot constitute a trademark? Surely an imitation duck call is functional, and therefore is outside of the scope of valid trademarks...?
Tetris v. BioSocia (Score:2)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it true that something functional cannot constitute a trademark?
Try telling that to The Tetris Company, which claims [gamasutra.com] that it owns trade dress on "Geometric playing pieces formed by four equally-sized, delineated blocks" plus eight items that appear in Nintendo's Dr. Mario.
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I was thinking along those lines, but apparently these "duck tours" have nothing to with actual ducks, instead referring to the amphibious vehicle the sightseeing tours are conducted in. So the duck calls aren't functional (or if they are, it's incidental).
Generally, though, if they were functional, you'd be right, it shouldn't be a subject for trademark.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DUKW
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Most "Duck Tour" operators are employing a common pun, since most use surplus military DUKW amphibious vehicles.
But it's a VERY common theme, so most of the company logos are some sort of stylized duck in or around the water, or splashing water, often wearing raingear.
Every duck tour I've been on (and it's been a decent handful) has also associated some form of quacking noise with the experience (some use cheap plastic duck calls they hand out, others just ask their customers to shout "QUACK QUACK!"). So a
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The related problem
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Given that - what functional purpose does the quack sound on this tour-bus (it also goes on water) have? While it could be argued, I highly doubt it would pass mustard (at least ours) to say the sound is to warn passerby to avoid accidents -- maybe warn other ducks
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Thank you Google for translating Latin!
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While people may not agree with trademarks they are legitimate and a company has a right to protect their trademark - especially when it makes money for them.
The big open question in this case seems to me that they are not in fact protecting a sound, but rather any sound that happens to be made in a particular way: by tour guides or tourists using duck call devices (while on one of their tours.)
This is radically different than anything protected under trademark law in the US, which covers actual symbols, not generic techniques of producing something that might in context be considered one of an infinite group of vaguely similar things.
That is, suppose my company has a splatter of paint on a board as symbol, like a Jackson Pollock painting. I could trademark THAT SPATTER, but I could not under any currently known legal doctrine trademark all splatter paintings made by my clients, even if making splatter paintings happened to be part of the schtick I used to market my business.
I use this example because our eyes have greater acuity than our ears, and it is more obvious, perhaps, that every splatter painting made by every one of my hypothetical clients will be completely different from every other, so there is no possible way they can constitute "A symbol" within the meaning of the Act (at least as I understand it--IANAL etc.)
Every duck sound made by ever tour guide and tourist is completely unlike every other in duration and modulation, and only vaguely similar in pitch. The only thing they have in common is the device used to produce them, and the circumstances under which they are produced. As with my hypothetical splatter paintings, they are not therefore "A symbol" within the meaning of the Act as I understand it.
The general breakdown of abstract thinking in the United States would seem to be moving on apace, if this is really someone claiming that an infinite class of concrete sounds could constitute "A symbol."
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The lawsuit alleges that Bay Quackers' use of the sound is infringing and is likely to confuse consumers.
Yeah, how will consumers know if they are on the duck tour run by litigious jackasses or not? This cannot be allowed to continue.
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Yeah, how will consumers know if they are on the duck tour run by litigious jackasses or not? This cannot be allowed to continue.
Does anyone make a call for that? I suppose a generic recording of a Donkey might give the general idea. Perhaps another tour boat company could trademark taunting them by playing a braying ass sound?
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These people are quackers, and we shouldn't put up with this kind of quackery. In the end, It's not what it quacked up to be.
The Duck is done dabbling the morase of mergansers for a plummage of puns.
Quack.
What's the problem? (Score:2, Insightful)
The quacking sound is an original concept (for an amphibious tour) which is an integral part of the company's brand. What's the problem with them defending their sound mark? It's not like they got a sound mark on a car horn honking and are now suing all taxi drivers.
You know, not all trademarks, copyrights, businesses, or lawsuits are bad. Sometimes you need to actually use your brain to determine which are which.
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One Hand Clapping (Score:2)
It's not hard to clap with one hand with a little practice. I picked it up in middle school. The trick is to let your fingers be loose while your wrist is fairly stiff and flap back and forth. There's various YouTube clips of this; here's one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Q1nLwYK6E [youtube.com].
Was that a duck you stepped on? (Score:2)
So how long before they "Smell Mark' the resulting smell?
Trademark as an anti-competitive tool (Score:3, Interesting)
This is rather like a "patent by trademark claim": claim a trademark on the sound of a duck call to ensure your customers are the only ones allowed to attract ducks through the use of duck calls while on tour. It's a trademark claim being used to prevent a practical use of an old invention.
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There are LOTS of companies in the US that offer so-called "Duck Tours". The name isn't a coincidence, it's a play on the name of the boat used (DUKW, a US Military surplus amphibious vehicle). And every single one of them that I've heard of uses the same name for the same reason, and continues the pun by encouraging their customers to make quacking noises. It's a generic name and business model, not a specific brand.
And, yes, they are really silly. But they're fun, and quite often an interesting tour o
They could just pay the lawsuit... (Score:5, Funny)
An MP3 of coins jingling should be adequate.
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Unless someone owns the copyright to the sound of coins jingling. And if you try to pay that person back using the coins sound clip as well, you'll just end up with feedback. And if someone owns the copyright on feedback, then I think a robot's head somewhere will explode.
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Ah, but there's prior art [google.com] for that.
Although I must say that'd be funny. "Hey, we trademarked that sound, you must pay us — (skreech) OW!"
The legal argument should fail for this (Score:5, Insightful)
OK, I can see trademarking the NBC Chimes and the MGM Lion. These sounds are CONSISTENT and definitely identify the brand. It is the same audio through and through time and time again. The duck call is not the same sound time and again. The sound will be different based on who does it, how they hold the duck call, etc. Unless they have the sound on a speaker and pipe it out that way, this lawsuit should fail.
This is no different than Harley Davidson attempting to trademark the sound of their engines. It's an engine! No matter how good you are, the engines will just sound different from bike to bike. I should note that Harley Davidson ultimately failed in their bid to trademark the sound of their engines.
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I already commented on this elsewhere, but actually NBC chimes are NOT consistent. Yes, there is the well-known "chime"; but they also use variations on it with different instruments, or with people (e.g. Jim and Pam from "The Office" singing it). And you can bet that if a competing network used the same chimes played by a different instrument (even something NBC has never used before, like a theremin [wikipedia.org]), you can bet they'd be slapped with trademark infringement right quick.
Trademark is about the relationship
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Take a look at some of the other sound marks:
http://www.uspto.gov/go/kids/kidsound.html [uspto.gov]
You'll see plenty that are as you describe, the same way every time. Things like NBC, Intel, MGM, AT&T (even though they obviously recorded their 'official' version through a phone system, then compressed it down to 8kbps, then cut off the last half second), THX, Fox fanfare etc are always the same.
But look at some of the others on there - Fox got a mark for Homer's "D'oh" sound, that's not always the same thing. Sa
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The legal argument is sound (Score:3, Insightful)
The exact, specific sound a duck call makes has nothing to do with this lawsuit. Technically, the NBC chimes and the MGM Lion sound different every single time they're played. It depends on the quality of the audio signal, the cables, EM interference, the size and material and condition of the speaker driver, etc.
No one cares about the exact sound, and it's not like they're trademarking a waveform.
The original tour people use quacks (of different consistencies - who cares?) to identify their brand, and the
What next?!? (Score:4, Insightful)
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Funny thing, Disney probably has prior art on duck noises:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Duck [wikipedia.org]
I own the TM on this story (Score:2)
IANAL, but that seems fishy.
Prior Art? (Score:2)
I'm fairly sure ducks have been making those calls for a long time.
Misunderstanding of the actual issue? (Score:3, Insightful)
In this case, they are not attempting to trademark the sound of a duck quacking, but the use of a duck quack as a noise made by tourists on an amphibious vehicle tour. That's it. You can make a duck quack sound in your own home, in your car, or in your local Starbucks, but you can't make it if you're on somebody else's amphibious vehicle tour.
To address an earlier comment, this is less like Disney trademarking the sound of farts in general, and more like Microsoft trademarking the fart sound as the sound made by a computer operating system upon start-up.
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Yeah, well I copyrighted "get offa my lawn" so you owe me like a million dollars.
Copyright laughter (Score:2)
Terrance and Phillip copyrighting their farts. Harley tried to sue another maker over the sound of the exhaust system, or something like that.
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Yeah, well I copyrighted "get offa my lawn" so you owe me like a million dollars.
Actually, Clint Eastwood [wikipedia.org] would like a word with you... Or my buddy McGrew [slashdot.org]
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Doh!
(The preceding sound was delivered by Randy, aka "RJFerret", not by Homer Simpson, and in no way is meant to infringe on any soundmark or trademark or otherwise represent RJFerret as Homer Simpson.)
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FTA, Ride the Duck uses Wacky Quackers (apparently proprietary). The calls that Bay Quackers uses are apparently offensively similar.
And yes, this does make a joke out of our court system.
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think about it.
One day, a long time ago, Ford just took a generic piece of steel, cut it into an oval, painted it blue, and scrawled his name on it and stuck it on the front of his car.
Anyone could put a blue oval on their car, but nooo Ford owns that mark and won't let us.
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You obviously just don't see the humorous side of the D-Day landing.
Oh wait... Oh shit... Really? Tourists quacking on board? God, that's at least a little awful...
Was making a fresh, entertaining tour bus/boat just too damned difficult? Or was just displaying these tragic relics of our history as a race just not profitable?
Man, this story just got a little less entertaining.
Apple (record label) vs Apple (toys for ponces) (Score:2)
No.
No they won't.
Different industry.
This is why Microsoft can trademark "Windows" when referring to operating systems, but not when referring to transparent sections of wall.