Speed Dating On a Rollercoaster

A company has come up with a new dating service which allows couples to experience the ups and downs of a relationship before they are even together. Singles can go to a Staffordshire theme park and have speed dates on a rollercoaster. Morwenna Angove, sales and marketing director of the park, said, "We pride ourselves on offering our visitors the ultimate day out or short break and have an amazing combination of adrenalin-inducing rides and attractions. We're confident that combining such thrilling experiences with the added exhilaration of meeting a potential new partner will ensure the most memorable date ever."

100% guarantee

[Anonymous Coward]

It is guaranteed that she will go down on the first date.

RollerCoaster = Love

[Stenchwarrior]

1) You start off climbing a steep hill with growing anticipation and excitement. At this point some people would hop off if they could, for fear of heights

2) Things start off with a bang! Immediately there may be a few harsh turns, but hopes are high for a good ride.

3) Getting into the meat of the experience. Lots of ups and downs, some jerky turns and, if you are lucky, a few upside-down loops with corkscrews thrown in for added pleasure.

4) Your head is starting to hurt from the constant pounding against the restraints. You don't really want it to be over, but you know it's for the best because any further participation and you risk permanent damage to your nervous system.

5) It's been a nice ride and hopefully you got out without puking or pissing your pants. You are welcome to stop by the gift shop to collect a momentous photo from step 2.

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[MartinSchou]

I smell someone who has been through a divorce.

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[Foofoobar]

Wow. I'd say that you had issues but it sounds more like you took out a subscription paid in full.

In the future

[Stu1706]

Someone will ask their parents how they met. The mom will reply "well your dad threw up on me on a rollercoaster."

First line?

[bjb]

So... you come here often?