Cops Say Burrito Is a Deadly Weapon

Police have arrested a South Carolina teen and charged him throwing a deadly missile at a moving vehicle. The "deadly missile" in this case just happens to be a burrito. According to the police report, the teen threw the burrito at an oncoming Honda, leaving the car's windshield cracked and the driver covered in refried beans. The victim suffered no injury as a result of being struck by the burrito as he had once taken a class about defending yourself from fresh fruit and Mexican food.

It's the Beans

[Conchobair]

It's funny becuase my girlfriend says when I have a burrito it's a deadly weapon too.

It cracked the windshield?

[gyrogeerloose]

That was one hell of a burrito. Must have been from Taco Bell.

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[lupinstel]

If it was from Taco Bell it would just be full of hot squishy lettuce.