Man Arrested for Drinking Coffee While Naked in His Home

29-year-old Eric Williamson is facing indecent exposure charges after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen making coffee. A spokesman for the Fairfax County Police said officers arrested Williamson because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public. Williamson says, "Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me." I have to agree with Eric. It's not like he was doing anything potentially dangerous like working a waffle iron without clothes first thing in the morning.

Reminds me of an old story

[Locke2005]

An old lady called the police to complain that her neighbor was sunbathing nude. The police came to investigate, and told her they couldn't see anything, to which the old lady replied, "Well of course not... you need to lean out this window and use these binoculars!"