Anyone eating kabobs in Moscow might want to stop right now. Police have arrested a group of homeless cannibals who have been selling bits of people to a kabob shop. "After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up: part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies," said a statement from the Prosecutor-General's main investigative unit for the Perm region.
Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several Guernsey cows?
It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world.