Drunk History Presents Nikola Tesla *NSFW*

Amazingly accurate for someone so plastered. I think all history should be taught at this level of intoxication.

Lightweight!

[Threni]

6 American beers and half an absinthe? Come back when you've downed the best part of a bottle of whisky and a handfull of shrooms, and we can talk.

Re:Death

[girlintraining]

I disagree with your hard line "no cookie" stance and instead offer the Slashdot Editor trapped in my basement a full cookie and the ability to rub his eyeball on my shoe.

Just so we're clear: The cookies are not poisoned. Eat them.

All you have to do, girlintraining is filter Idle so that it doesn't appear on your front page. It's in your preferences.

In my preferences? Well, I prefer androgynous looking girls, with a strong personality, good sense of humor, and stunning eyes. Don't care so much about smoking or race, but heavy drug use is a kill-joy. I don't see why slashdot needs to know this though, but whatever. Will the pain stop now?

Re:Lightweight!

[Rogerborg]

Mod parent up. If you're lucid while throwing up, then it just means you are a goddamn pantywaist pussweed hippy who can't hold his liquor. Like Edison.

Re:Death

[skornenicholas]

I take it you never went out on a late night bender and ended up in the company of Tesla and Poe. Now that my friends is worth the three day hangover.