Nutritionist Claims His Pre-Packaged Meals Are Dangerous 35
Nutrition guru Gary Null may be best known as an advocate for alternative medicines, or for his stance that HIV does not cause AIDS, but his recent lawsuit may raise more eyebrows. Gary is suing the maker of his pre-packaged "Power Meals," claiming that they will make you sick. From the article: "In a lawsuit filed in New York on April 26, Gary Null alleges that he became severely ill after eating a dietary supplement that caused him to develop a number of painful symptoms. In fact, Gary Null alleges, 'Gary Null's Ultimate Power Meal' almost killed Gary Null."
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Homeopathy has been proven countless, countless times to do absolutely jack-fucking-shit.
Countless, countless times? I doubt it. We've got pretty big numbers, I think we could count the times. There is no functional difference between "countless" and "countless, countless". You can either count something or not.
Furthermore, homeopathy does work. My leg was bitten off by a shark. Fortunately I knew about homeopathy, so I bought some flake at a take away shop, dried a small portion and ground it to powder then diluted it multiple times as per standard homeopathic practice. I wasn't sure whether to drink it or rub it on my stump, so I did both. Now I have both my legs again and don't even walk with a limp.