Military Develops "Green" Cleaners For Terrorist Attack Sites

An anonymous reader writes "Chemists with the US military have developed a set of ultra-strength cleaners to be used in the aftermath of a terrorist attack. The formulas are reportedly tough enough to get rid of nerve gas, mustard gas, radioactive isotopes, and anthrax. But they are also non-toxic, based on ingredients found in foods, cosmetics, and other consumer products."

Its good stuff

[Chrisq]

They tested it on CowboyNeal's underpants.

Re:Let me guess.....

[fractoid]

It wouldn't even need to be that much. You know what's really good at cleaning up toxic chemicals? Lungs. I bet you could use cow lungs from abattoirs. Mmmm, lung juice cocktail, even increases stamina!

Re:Oil Spills

[inamorty]

Why on earth would you want to remove rainbows from the sea?!
BP spent so much effort putting them there.

Re:Its good stuff

[Anonymous Coward]

And then decided to try it on nerve gas, mustard gas, radioactive isotopes, and anthrax instead?

Decon Green

[MrTripps]

Its made of people!

I still prefer ...

[PPH]

... Harvey Keitel [imdb.com] for those real problem messes.