North Korea Develops Anti-Aging "Super Drink" 296
__roo writes "According to North Korea's official news agency, a drink produced by North Korea's Moranbong Carbonated Fruit Juice Joint Venture Company can cure aging and all disease. 'It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells. It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral hemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.' It also has no side-effects." Last month North Korea announced its fusion breakthrough, and now it has a super drink. One can only imagine what wonders may come in July — perhaps self-buttering toast.
Speaking of anti-Murphian! (Score:3, Interesting)
Let me fire the first salvo, I'll make up something...
Wright's Law: If something can go right, it will, for someone else.
Re:and China puts up with this? (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:So they won't need to worry (Score:1, Interesting)
He'll be assassinated using a slow-acting poison that produces symptoms almost indistinguishable from natural aging.