College Offers Course in Wearing High Heels 31
Do you want to learn how to wear high heels, but feel hopelessly lost on your own? Why not take the six-week course Sexy Heels In The City at London's South Thames College. The government-funded class costs £150 ($268) and also gives lessons on how to carry designer handbags.
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From TFA:
"The earlier younger ladies learn how to walk in heels, the better it's going to be in the long run - with business and social lives," said former backing singer Chyna Whyne, who runs the course.
Hmm--there must be a shortage of young, female prostitutes in London.
Also--doesn't this reverse 40 years of feminism by enforcing the idea that to get ahead "with business and social lives," woman must wear "fuck me pumps?"
P.S.
How soon before a male student files a discrimination lawsuit?
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P.S. How soon before a male student files a discrimination lawsuit?
That would depend on on how many male students want to take the class and get rejected for not being female.
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OK tan
Yay, skin cancer!
Yay not having to take Vitamin D supplements or eat Vitamin D fortified foods and drinks!
Re:Let's ban high heels instead (Score:1, Insightful)
Look, I'm not in favour of banning articles of clothing; dress codes for public areas are obnoxious. However, almost everything you said is specifically designed to work optimally with a human body along their functional parameters. High heeled shoes are demonstrably not.