Believing You Are Very Good Or Evil Boosts Your Physical Capabilities 192
Research by Kurt Gray, a doctoral student in psychology at Harvard, shows that a person's capacity for willpower and physical endurance increases if they perceive themselves as good or evil. "Evil" acts in particular give a person a large boost in physical strength. From the article: “'People perceive those who do good and evil to have more efficacy, more willpower, and less sensitivity to discomfort,' Gray said. 'By perceiving themselves as good or evil, people embody these perceptions, actually becoming more capable of physical endurance.' Gray’s findings run counter to the notion that only those blessed with heightened willpower or self-control are capable of heroism, suggesting instead that simply attempting heroic deeds can confer personal power."
Midichlorian testing to come soon (Score:4, Funny)
Playing your alignment? (Score:5, Funny)
What if you are Neutral Neutral...would you just collapse in a heap of jello?
Re:Playing your alignment? (Score:3, Funny)
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power?
In related news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Playing your alignment? (Score:3, Funny)
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power?
Feh. A man doesn't lust; a man takes. ::fends off the feminists:: I'm just playing my character's alignment! Chauvinist/neutral.
Oh, Great (Score:5, Funny)
Now the Olympics are going to look like a convention of superheroes and supervillains, with each athlete alignment-doping him or herself with more and more outrageous costumes, posturing, and pre-event monologues.
"Sure, he hurled the discus five miles, but did he really have to soak it in the blood of five virgins and dedicate his performance to All-Mighty Set?"
Re:Playing your alignment? (Score:1, Funny)
Your neutralness, it's a beige alert.
If I don't survive, tell my wife I said, "hello."
Re:Old as dirt. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Oh, Great (Score:5, Funny)
So the Olympics will turn into pro-wrestling?
Re:Playing your alignment? (Score:2, Funny)
No, that won't make them touch you, either.
Chaotic Neutral? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Oh, Great (Score:3, Funny)
yes but without all the top notch acting and special effects.
Re:Midichlorian testing to come soon (Score:3, Funny)
To anyone living prior to the 1900's, television, the internet, cell phones.. they'd all be magic. You could certainly try to explain the technology away, but likely the explination would also be significantly advanced enough to be percieved as magic. Electron tunneling whoosawhatsits? I just wants my fancy movin' picture porn to come on over the tubes and light up my screen!
Re:Oh, Great (Score:2, Funny)