Mom Arrested After Son Makes Dry Ice "Bombs" 571
formfeed writes "Police were called to a house in Omaha where a 14-year-old made some 'dry ice bombs' (dry ice in soda bottles). Since his mom knew about it, she is now facing felony charges for child endangment and possession of a destructive device. From the article: 'Assistant Douglas County Attorney Eric Wells said the boy admitted to making the bomb and that his mother knew he was doing so. The boy was set to appear Tuesday afternoon in juvenile court, accused of possessing a destructive device.'" She's lucky they didn't find the baking soda volcano in the basement.
Re:Sounds familiar. (Score:5, Funny)
I didn't know you could congregate on your own...
A baking soda volcano is nothing... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe if you had blown some shit up as a child you'd be a better troll today.
When Mentos is outlawed (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Sounds familiar. (Score:5, Funny)
"An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one." — George Mikes [wikiquote.org].
I reckon an Ankh-Morporkian can congregate alone, but my national stereotypes aren't up to picking a real nationality for it.
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Excellent idea. Let's start a movement to rename it the "United States of Ankh-Morpork". Maybe that would wake a few people up...
"I'm to be an Ankhmorporkian, where at least I'm told I'm free..."
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"I am a Citizen of the State of Texas"
You have my deepest and most sincere sympathies regarding your most unfortunate circumstance.
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the same definition of "bomb" that applies to popping bubble wrap or balloons, or a rectum - "A vessel which contains compressed gases."
Oh great. Now they're going to close down all the Taco Bells in the airports. Thanks a lot!