Growing A House From Meat 133
baosol writes "From the boundary-pushing team of archi-visionaries who brought us the fabulous Fab Tree Hab comes a new (and somewhat disgusting) way to grow a structure — using animal flesh! The In Vitro Meat Habitat is a futuristic concept home composed of meat cells grown in a lab. The creator of the concept, Mitchell Joachim, is a futurist with a twist– he says he is actually developing the concept in a lab."
WTF (Score:3, Funny)
I don't even want to write a long intelligent response to this. I just want to say WTF over and over again.
DO NOT WANT: (Score:5, Funny)
From TFA:
For fenestration, or openings of windows and doors, he envisions sphincter muscles that can open and close
Nothing like coming home from work to squeeze your way into a clenched asshole.
Spam Spam Spam (Score:5, Funny)
Delicious (Score:1, Funny)
....just don't eat yourself out of house and home.
Does this mean the house meat eats for nourishment? If so - does it poop?
Re:DO NOT WANT: (Score:2, Funny)
Mmmmm... yeah baby...
The build quality... (Score:3, Funny)
Mmmmm... Arson (Score:1, Funny)
The tastiest house fire ever!
Re:WTF (Score:5, Funny)
then let me just say two words: Beef Curtains.
Re:I think I get it... (Score:4, Funny)
I think ideally the structure would have a fur coat exterior or some sort of hide.
Good thinking! The vegans and fur activists will go around painting houses for free.
PETH (Score:2, Funny)
Re:DO NOT WANT: (Score:5, Funny)
Isn't that the goal of every man?
Re:What a dumb idea. (Score:3, Funny)
Well, the real problems start when the house figures out how to feet itself, and discovers that there are great sources of proteine and fat directly inside it. :-)
Re:Minerals (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The build quality... (Score:3, Funny)
Finally! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:WTF (Score:3, Funny)