Chinese News Reports the Taliban Are Training Monkey Soldiers 232
According to a Chinese news publication, soldiers in Afghanistan may soon come up against a deadly new weapon in the war: monkey soldiers. The report claims that the Taliban are training the monkeys to shoot and kill American soldiers. They also claim to have pictures of monkeys holding AK-47s and Bren light machine guns. From the article: "The New York Magazine has reported about this in jest and stated on Friday, 'No invader has ever conquered Afghanistan, and now we know why. The monkeys will not allow it. It was a good effort, but it's time to pack it in. This is no longer a fight we can win.'”
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Sarcasm, but I agree with the sentiment. (Score:4, Insightful)
"...It was a good effort, but it's time to pack it in. This is no longer a fight we can win."
History would indicate this is actually the case.
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I've got a better option, let's cut and run, and let those fucks continue to conquer the world. Let me give you a hint. How many muslim countries were there when you were botn? How many are there now? Do you want your daughers to be property? I'm not willing to accept that.
So, you keep supporting our troops by encouraging our enemies, and I'll keep killing the fuckers who intend to kill you if you don't convert.
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the Chinese equivalent of The Onion, and we don't know enough Chinese to recognize it?
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I've got a better option, let's cut and run, and let those fucks continue to conquer the world.
Clearly, hurling rocks at tanks = conquering the world, while spending billions upon billions of dollars on advanced weaponry and yelling at anyone that doesn't agree with us isn't conquering the world.
And, naturally, trying to convert as many countries as possible to our way of doing things doesn't count as conquering.
So, you keep supporting our troops by encouraging our enemies, and I'll keep killing the fuckers who intend to kill you if you don't convert.
That's funny...I don't seem to recall American citizens being killed by Muslim's on a regular basis until we invaded their countries.
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it's not accomplishing anything except demoralizing your own troops and encouraging the taliban fighters to keep fighting.
Right. I'm sure their encouragement has nothing to do with bombing their homes. It's me talking smack about our presence there. Of course! Alert the military! ::eye roll::
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'We are.' Present tense.
we're gonna keep killing...
Future perfect tense. Your reading comprehension leaves a lot to be desired. Yes, you can be against continuing something on the basis that it should never have happened in the first place. That is not the same as arbitrarily bitching about things that have already happened.
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