Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Internet

MMBK writes "Our friends at JESS3 have unveiled The Ex-Blocker. It's a Firefox and Chrome plugin that erases all name and likeness of your ex from the Internet, even if they become a meme, or the president. You'll no longer have to threaten to delete your Facebook account or concoct an elaborate e-hoax to assuage the reality-shattering complications that are born from break-ups. Simply construct an Internet that omits bad vibes all together."

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[Anonymous Coward]

First post (not including those by my exes)

version 2.0

[AffidavitDonda]

next version will be able to replace the name with some nice insults...

Is the reverse possible?

[HopefulIntern]

I don't wanna erase her. I just wanna stalk her more thoroughly. Is it open source? Can I just place a '!' somewhere and reverse the effect?

I just want a plugin

[zish]

that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Tomorrow's announcement...

[silverglade00]

Software company JESS3 announces service providing lists of available women for sale. Using the blocklists provided by their Ex-Blocker software, they have amassed lists of recently single women and are making them available to you for a low, low price!

Re:I just want a plugin

[Culture20]

that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Make sure you think about all possible meanings of that sentence before you make your genie-wish.

Re:more options

[operagost]

President Obama, is that you?

Re:I just want a plugin

[zish]

Knife would take too long to learn how to do correctly. Remember, the goal is only worms. Poking a hole in the security layer only invites other forms of malware to intrude. The plugin needs to make use of an already available connector or API (Aperture Pervasion Interface).