Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex 397
An anonymous reader writes "According to OK Cupid's survey of 552,000 user pictures iPhone users have more sexual partners than BlackBerry or Android owners. By age 30, the average male iPhone user has had about 10 partners while female iPhone users have had 12. By contrast, BlackBerry users hover around 8 partners and Android users have a mere 6. As the blog's author's wryly observe: 'Finally, statistical proof that iPhone users aren't just getting f*@ked by Apple.'"
Re:Phone sex over video chat doesn't count (Score:5, Funny)
yeah they didn't even mention the n900 (maemo) I cannot count how many times some nice looking lady asked me "whats that ? looks neat!"
Help (Score:5, Funny)
This cannot stand! (Score:5, Funny)
Let's start an open source project to fix this miserable discrepancy.
Re:More sex? Not necessarily (Score:5, Funny)
Another way to look at the study is that iPhone owners are insufferable idiots not prepared to make the compromises necessary to stay in a long term relationship
What are you talking about? They've been faithful to Apple and AT&T for almost four years now.
Either way I hope they enjoy their HPV induced cervical cancer and other sexually transmitted diseases.
Well now you're just being jealous. You'd take 10 sex partners if you could get 'em.
Re:Phone sex over video chat doesn't count (Score:1, Funny)
They also didn't state whether it was heterosexual or homosexual!
The reality is ... (Score:5, Funny)
Last week poll was about iPad users being rich and egoistical... and now about getting more sex? ;-P
To some it up, they get ditched quickly even though they appear nice on the surface, they really are one sided assholes
Re:Bad science: not more sex, more partners (Score:5, Funny)
> One guy who marries a woman, loves her and has mind-blowing sex with
> her three times a week, is clearly ahead of some guy with an iPhone who
> had ten one-night stands.
You're not married, are you? :)
Dilbert said it best (Score:1, Funny)
Dilbert said it best, let me paraphrase...
A 1000% growth of a really really small number is still a really small number.
Re:More sex? Not necessarily (Score:5, Funny)
Either way I hope they enjoy their HPV induced cervical cancer and other sexually transmitted diseases.
What? I heard if I went with Apple I wouldn't have to deal with viruses or infections!
Are you saying the birth control app is useless too?!?!?!?
Re:More sex? Not necessarily (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, because everyone that has had multiple partners in the past gets STDs.
You sound like a public service announcement from the Eisenhower administration.
We iPhone owners are simply richer (Score:5, Funny)
And thus can afford prostitutes more often then Android and Blackberry owners.
Re:Bad science: not more sex, more partners (Score:5, Funny)
This ignores the Coolidge Effect [wikipedia.org]. Shortly, novelty leads to better sex. To quote the wiki:
Re:More sex? Not necessarily (Score:4, Funny)
It's a selling feature (Score:5, Funny)
Re:More sex? Not necessarily (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Phone sex over video chat doesn't count (Score:5, Funny)
I use my Palm.
Re:More sex? Not necessarily (Score:2, Funny)
No, that one actually works, though running the transmitter at maximum power runs the battery down fairly quickly (be sure to keep the phone in your "front" pocket for maximum effectiveness).
iPhone Owners = more sex... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bad science: not more sex, more partners (Score:5, Funny)
I think It's pretty safe to assume if your on slashdot you probably haven't had experience with 10 one night stands in a single week.
I think it's pretty safe to assume that if you've had 10 one-night stands in a week, you don't live on the planet Earth, as there are only seven nights per week here.
Re:Bad science: not more sex, more partners (Score:4, Funny)
> You're not doing it right. :)
Well, I do own an Android....
Re:Bad science: not more sex, more partners (Score:5, Funny)
My guess is that partners call back the iphone users to arrange a repeat, but end up having so many dropped calls they just give up.
Anecdotal evidence (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Phone sex over video chat doesn't count (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bad science: not more sex, more partners (Score:3, Funny)
> One guy who marries a woman, loves her and has mind-blowing sex with > her three times a week, is clearly ahead of some guy with an iPhone who > had ten one-night stands.
You're not married, are you? :)
Given the smiley at the end of your reply, I'm guessing you're not either.
Re:This cannot stand! (Score:1, Funny)
Hopefully it doesn't end up as an open sores project...
Re:Phone sex over video chat doesn't count (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure they melt like butter when you mention how it comes factory loaded with xterm and all the software updates are via apt.
Here [imgur.com] is an updated version of the graph, with the N900 included.