Company Presses Your Ashes Into Vinyl When You Die 101
Lanxon writes "Music lovers can now be immortalized when they die by having their ashes baked into vinyl records to leave behind for loved ones, reports Wired. A UK company called And Vinyly is offering people the chance to press their ashes in a vinyl recording of their own voice, their favorite tunes or their last will and testament. Minimalist audiophiles might want to go for the simple option of having no tunes or voiceover, and simply pressing the ashes into the vinyl to result in pops and crackles."
If you play it backwards (Score:2, Funny)
Will it play back demonic messages??
Webmasterbelli (Score:3, Funny)
Do NOT use the AKDL1! (Score:3, Funny)
Do not play this record with a system that contains the Denon AKDL1.
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/product-reviews/B000I1X6PM [amazon.com]
OMG! You kill- (skip) (Score:2, Funny)
OMG! You kill- (skip)
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OMG! You kill- (skip)
OMG! (thump) -stards!
Re:Spin me round (Score:3, Funny)
A grove of what? Lemons? Oranges? Apples?
This was a Triumph (Score:4, Funny)
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
(I think thats how I'd like to be remembered)
What song would you choose for yourself? (Score:4, Funny)
Nowhere close to good enough usage (Score:4, Funny)
YOu mean (Score:3, Funny)
they won't presses my ashes into vinyl before I die?
Can the be pressed into vinyl seat covers? Specifically Milla Jovovich bike seat cover.
Sure you'll listen to me now... (Score:3, Funny)
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Audio will record? (Score:2, Funny)
Perfect. I'd create an audio will and when I die, have it recorded to the record. Then at the will reading have them play the vinyl. Then I want to be dipped in platinum and framed on a tombstone. Yes, perfect.
My kids... (Score:2, Funny)
My kids would likely take one look at it, wonder what it was, and toss it in the trash.
Can I get my ashes pressed into an ipod?
Re:Nowhere close to good enough usage (Score:4, Funny)
I think I'll have my urn sent to a stranger with a note that reads: "You did this." You know...just to mess with their head.
Re:What song would you choose for yourself? (Score:3, Funny)
That'd be even better than that famous Montreal inscription [snopes.com].
Re:Zeppelin IV (Score:3, Funny)
P.S.: There's still time to change the road you're on.
P.P.S: "but int the long run" - possible loss of precision
Re:Zeppelin IV (Score:3, Funny)
AAAAHHHH! Now that song's stuck in my head! Get it out!! GET IT OUT!!!
Sure, no problem:
"I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango"
That ought to do it.
You're OK until... (Score:3, Funny)