Snoop Dogg Joins the War On Cybercrime 164
wiredmikey writes "Think you can bust out some silly fresh rhymes on the subjects of hacking, identity theft and computer viruses? In a somewhat untraditional partnership, Snoop Dogg and Symantec's Norton want you to show off your their lyrical skills on the subject of cybercrime and enter the 'Hack is Wack' cybercrime rap contest. If you have the skills and bust out the phattest rap, you'll receive round trip airfare for two to Los Angeles along with two days and two nights' hotel stay to meet with Snoop's management, learn more about his business. You'll also get two tickets to a Snoop Dogg concert and a new laptop pimped out with Norton Internet Security 2011."
Prostitution (Score:5, Funny)
and a new laptop pimped out with Norton Internet Security 2011
"Pimped out" with Norton...is that like a hooker with free syphilis on the side?
Word (Score:5, Funny)
Says to Hack is Whack
Well WTF he know
'bout anything like dat?
Re:Prostitution (Score:5, Funny)
No.
Its like a fat hooker you picked up while drunk with free syphilis and gonorrhea that cries after she's had sex then won't leave after you pay her twice to do so once you've sobered up.
Re:Word (Score:2, Funny)
Chorus:
Wuts up with that
don't let your computer get whacked
just do it right and
send the Norton back
Don't wanna get hacked
send the Norton back
Consequizzles... (Score:1, Funny)
...will never be the sizame.
He's going to backtrizzle your emizzles and contact the cybercizzles. If you pirated his trizzles, you don' gizzled.
Re:Word (Score:3, Funny)
Sung in the key of Shatner, please.
Norton Internet Security (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It was inevitable (Score:5, Funny)
Poop Dog?
Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? (Score:3, Funny)
For drizzle.
Re:inb4 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Prostitution (Score:5, Funny)
And keeps coming back for more money every year.
Re:Prostitution (Score:3, Funny)