Snoop Dogg Joins the War On Cybercrime

Snoop Dogg Joins the War On Cybercrime 164

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @06:22PM from the scanning-fo-shizzle dept.

wiredmikey writes "Think you can bust out some silly fresh rhymes on the subjects of hacking, identity theft and computer viruses? In a somewhat untraditional partnership, Snoop Dogg and Symantec's Norton want you to show off your their lyrical skills on the subject of cybercrime and enter the 'Hack is Wack' cybercrime rap contest. If you have the skills and bust out the phattest rap, you'll receive round trip airfare for two to Los Angeles along with two days and two nights' hotel stay to meet with Snoop's management, learn more about his business. You'll also get two tickets to a Snoop Dogg concert and a new laptop pimped out with Norton Internet Security 2011."

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inb4 (Score:2)

by FuckingNickName ( 1362625 ) writes:

You'll also get two tickets to a Snoop Dogg concert and a new laptop pimped out with Norton Internet Security 2011.
Well, that one's too easy...
- Re:inb4 (Score:5, Funny)
  
  by Anonymous Coward writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @07:01PM (#33443024)
  
  Yo Dogg, I heard you liked yo' laptops slow as a dog, so we put Norton all up in that bitch, and now it's runnin' like a dog, Dogg!
  
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by cayenne8 ( 626475 ) writes:
    
    Hmm..does the new version require spinner hubcabs, and 3x subs so you can annoy your neighbors with the thump, thump, thump of the bass droning on and on and on...
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by pinkushun ( 1467193 ) writes:
  
  Just hack into the compo results DB and change the winning entry's contact details to faux ones that you have access to. Easy winnings!
Prostitution (Score:5, Funny)

by Jedi Alec ( 258881 ) writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @06:24PM (#33442478)

and a new laptop pimped out with Norton Internet Security 2011
"Pimped out" with Norton...is that like a hooker with free syphilis on the side?

- Re:Prostitution (Score:5, Funny)
  
  by Ironhandx ( 1762146 ) writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @06:29PM (#33442572)
  
  No.
  Its like a fat hooker you picked up while drunk with free syphilis and gonorrhea that cries after she's had sex then won't leave after you pay her twice to do so once you've sobered up.
  
  - Re:Prostitution (Score:5, Funny)
    
    by sconeu ( 64226 ) writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @07:08PM (#33443144) Homepage Journal
    
    And keeps coming back for more money every year.
    
    - Re: (Score:3, Funny)
      
      by darthdavid ( 835069 ) writes:
      
      It's called alimony ;). Oh and your kid has fetal alcohol syndrome 'cause she wouldn't stop drinking while the little chest burster was in the oven...
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by stephanruby ( 542433 ) writes:
    
    Now you just have to make it rhyme and post it on Youtube. You have a good chance of getting the popular vote at least!!
    - Re: (Score:2)
      
      by dgatwood ( 11270 ) writes:
      
      Bonus points to the first person who rips off the song "You give love a bad name" for the chorus (You give hacking a bad name).
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by mogness ( 1697042 ) writes:
    
    Had a bad night in Vegas, did we?
- Re: (Score:1, Insightful)
  
  by Anonymous Coward writes:
  
  Well, "pimping out" a car tends to involve installing flashy and expensive crap that has no functional purpose, and serves only to make the car slower and mind-numblingly ugly. So it seems appropriate.
Installing anything from Norton... (Score:5, Informative)

by ravenspear ( 756059 ) writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @06:26PM (#33442514)

...should be added to the list of cybercrimes.

- Re: (Score:1)
  
  by timothyb89 ( 1259272 ) writes:
  
  Seriously. I'd bet it's only a trial, too.
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by Surt ( 22457 ) writes:
    
    Well, since they only sell trial versions, yes, it is only a trial.
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by Homr Zodyssey ( 905161 ) writes:
  
  At least it's not McAffee...
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by V!NCENT ( 1105021 ) writes:
    
    At least my Linux is not Windows.
Word (Score:5, Funny)

by al0ha ( 1262684 ) writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @06:26PM (#33442526) Journal

I see a cat named Snoop
Says to Hack is Whack
Well WTF he know
'bout anything like dat?

- Re: (Score:2, Funny)
  
  by Anonymous Coward writes:
  
  Chorus:
  Wuts up with that
  don't let your computer get whacked
  just do it right and
  send the Norton back
  Don't wanna get hacked
  send the Norton back
- Re: (Score:1)
  
  by GhettoJew ( 1331745 ) writes:
  
  Return of the Mac? Real Motherf*-in G's run Ubuntu? Seems like Norton is setting itself up to get dominated here.
- Re: (Score:3, Funny)
  
  by Anne_Nonymous ( 313852 ) writes:
  
  Sung in the key of Shatner, please.
- Re: (Score:3, Informative)
  
  by $RANDOMLUSER ( 804576 ) writes:
  
  Symantec is retarded.
  And as for Snoop Dog,
  don't get me started.
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by mcrbids ( 148650 ) writes:
    
    ALMOST Haiku...
    Try this?
    Norton retarded
    And as for Snoop Doggy Dog
    Don't get me started!
- updog (Score:2)
  
  by V!NCENT ( 1105021 ) writes:
  
  Yo dawg,
  I is getting all platypus wit da anti-vi-ruse
  I used to sell crack to da wack,
  but now I'm back to stab some hack in da back.
  selling you trash FO da mass which gets all slow on ya ass.
  Dre 2020.
Am I the only one? (Score:1)

by shoehornjob ( 1632387 ) writes:

That saw the headline as Snoop Dog joints the war on cybercrime... WHAT snoop dog is fighting cybercrime with joints...count me IN. picks mind out of the gutter
And for 2nd place... (Score:2)

by John Hasler ( 414242 ) writes:

...you get three nights in LA and a meeting with Snoop himself!
- 3rd place... (Score:2)
  
  by Doug Neal ( 195160 ) writes:
  
  Free Norton products for life!
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by hedwards ( 940851 ) writes:
    
    I thought that was the "prize" for worst entry.
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by pinkushun ( 1467193 ) writes:
    
    ... but can it run on GNU/Linux?
funny... (Score:5, Insightful)

by gandhi_2 ( 1108023 ) writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @06:34PM (#33442638) Homepage

How we see prostitutes as shameful, prostitution as sad, yet pimps as the gold standard of cool.
A laptop "pimped out" with Norton? WTF?
Bitch BETTER have my query!

- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by couchslug ( 175151 ) writes:
  
  "How we see prostitutes as shameful, prostitution as sad, yet pimps as the gold standard of cool."
  Consider that a skilled pimp is a brilliant social engineer. Consider his ho's "lusers", and that isn't hard to understand. Being able to talk your way into that kind of power is certainly attractive.
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    by blair1q ( 305137 ) writes:
    
    Being able to talk your way into that kind of power is certainly attractive.
    Talk?
    You mean that if violence and drugs were involved that would make it unattractive?
    - Re: (Score:2)
      
      by SleazyRidr ( 1563649 ) writes:
      
      Significantly less attractive at any rate.
It was inevitable (Score:2)

by Just_Say_Duhhh ( 1318603 ) writes:

Snoop has finally jumped the shark [wikipedia.org]. Looking at the trajectory of his career, it's not really surprising. I'm just glad his shark is Norton/Symantec instead of some brand of adult disposable undergarments.
- Re:It was inevitable (Score:5, Funny)
  
  by Sponge Bath ( 413667 ) writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @06:48PM (#33442874)
  
  ...some brand of adult disposable undergarments.
  Poop Dog?
  
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  by dangitman ( 862676 ) writes:
  
  Snoop has finally jumped the shark [wikipedia.org].
  Jumping the shark has finally jumped the shark when you link to a wikipedia article about jumping the shark. Dawg.
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by sconeu ( 64226 ) writes:
  
  You mean his Chrysler ad (with Lee Iacocca) didn't jump the shark for him?
  If the car is fly, you must buy!
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  by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) writes:
  
  Comment removed based on user account deletion
Slow to the Game (Score:4, Informative)

by BJ_Covert_Action ( 1499847 ) writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @06:38PM (#33442712) Homepage Journal

Hey Snoop, MC Lars, MC Chris, MC Frontalot, and a whole slew of other nerdcore, laptop, geek lyricists beat you to rapping about hacking a long time ago. The funny thing? They disagree with you. Acoording to them, Hack ain't whack but got them to the stop of the intellectual stack (okay, there's a reason I'm not a rapper). The point is, you're late to the tech. rap show.

This reminds me of MC Lars' "We've Arrived."

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  by Animaether ( 411575 ) writes:
  
  a whole slew of other nerdcore, laptop, geek lyricists beat you to rapping about hacking a long time ago.
  1. you think 'Snoop' approached Symantec/Norton on this, rather than the other way around?
  MC Lars, MC Chris, MC Frontalot
  2. who?*
  * spoken from the point of view of a marketing person.
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    by Moridin42 ( 219670 ) writes:
    
    2. who?*
    * spoken from the point of view of a marketing person.
    We could say much the same thing for Snoop Dogg these days.
    Not to mention that the people with hacking skills are the ones most likely to know about nerdcore.
    But, oh right, this isn't about cybercrime. This is about selling Norton software. Which is why they aren't using icons that hackers might actually respond to.
Consequizzles... (Score:1, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes:

...will never be the sizame.
He's going to backtrizzle your emizzles and contact the cybercizzles. If you pirated his trizzles, you don' gizzled.
This sounds familiar (Score:2)

by Daniel Dvorkin ( 106857 ) * writes:

"Don't Copy That Floppy" Part 2! It was a stupid idea then, and it hasn't improved with age.
Also, Snoop Dogg has just signed his name to the roster of formerly cool stars embarrassing themselves by remaining in the public eye long past their sell-by date. Doing this kind of lame public (dis)service crap is like wearing a neon sign saying "IRRELEVANT" in glowing foot-high letters.
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  by dangitman ( 862676 ) writes:
  
  Also, Snoop Dogg has just signed his name to the roster of formerly cool stars
  Snoop Dog was cool? When did that happen?
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by Fnkmaster ( 89084 ) writes:
    
    Oh come on, he was pretty fucking cool when he worked with Dr. Dre to make The Chronic, back in 1992. That was a great album.
    Doggystyle, Snoop's first real studio album, came out in 1993 and it wasn't bad. It definitely had its cool moments. But yeah, I think it's been mostly downhill since then for him in terms of "cool".
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      by dangitman ( 862676 ) writes:
      
      Oh come on, he was pretty fucking cool when he worked with Dr. Dre to make The Chronic, back in 1992. That was a great album.
      I thought he was known as Snoop Doggy Dogg back then, not Snoop Dogg?
      - Re: (Score:2)
        
        by elrous0 ( 869638 ) * writes:
        
        God knows what he was called as a kid.
        "Foster child case 98432."
  - Re:This sounds familiar (Score:4, Informative)
    
    by Daniel Dvorkin ( 106857 ) * writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @09:23PM (#33444494) Homepage Journal
    
    Snoop Dog was cool? When did that happen?
    You're very young, aren't you? ;)
    Seriously, there was a time when he pretty much was West Coast hip-hop. That time is long gone, of course, and he's turned into self-parody now, but it did happen.
    
    - - Re: (Score:2)
        
        by LanMan04 ( 790429 ) writes:
        
        So what were you, a "No Limit Soldier"? lol
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by phantomfive ( 622387 ) writes:
  
  I don't know, I have a lot more respect for Snoop these days than I did back when he was big. He's chilled down a bit, and he's doing some good charity work. That kind of stuff is more important than being famous anyway, who cares what some random person on slashdot or a tabloid writer thinks of you? That doesn't mater.
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by tool462 ( 677306 ) writes:
  
  the roster of formerly cool stars embarrassing themselves by remaining in the public eye long past their sell-by date. Doing this kind of lame public (dis)service crap is like wearing a neon sign saying "IRRELEVANT" in glowing foot-high letters.
  Cut it out. You're going to make Ice Cube cry.
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by wiredlogic ( 135348 ) writes:
  
  In think "Don't Copy that Floppy: Electric Boogaloo" is more whack.
Uninstall that shiz (Score:1)

by jpapon ( 1877296 ) writes:

and a new laptop pimped out with Norton Internet Security 2011

Which, if you have any sense, you will promptly uninstall.
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by jd2112 ( 1535857 ) writes:
  
  It's easier to format and reinstall.
I found the video! (Score:1, Informative)

by Anonymous Coward writes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI
Just incase anyone missed it.
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by SpzToid ( 869795 ) writes:
  
  As a committed Ubuntu user and open-source developer & trainer, I thought the commercial-within-a-commercial from about 4 minutes-in to 5.30 minutes to be nostalgic and highly entertaining. Thanks for that!
You know why they called them soap operas? (Score:2)

by Scrameustache ( 459504 ) writes:

In a somewhat untraditional partnership, Snoop Dogg and Symantec's Norton want you
A company hiring a celebrity to get its fans to buy their product is nothing new. Neither are slashvertisements.
Norton Internet Security (Score:3, Funny)

by airfoobar ( 1853132 ) writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @06:48PM (#33442872)

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, unless it's infected with Norton Internet Security.

- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by CrazyJim1 ( 809850 ) writes:
  
  Or if its a gangsta horse. It might have gold grills you can extract.
Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? (Score:3, Funny)

by droopus ( 33472 ) * writes: on Wednesday September 01, 2010 @06:48PM (#33442876)

For drizzle.

- Re: (Score:2, Informative)
  
  by M. Kristopeit ( 1890764 ) writes:
  
  ..... FO drizzle... FO.
- What does Snoop put in his laundry? (Score:2)
  
  by RepelHistory ( 1082491 ) writes:
  
  Blee-otch.
Sounds like a job for the Disk Protector (Score:1)

by Jaxoreth ( 208176 ) writes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI [youtube.com]
To be fair, it's hard work selling out (Score:2)

by Trepidity ( 597 ) writes:

Don't be too hard on the guy. Snoop Dogg is something of a victim of his own success here. What's he going to do to follow up cameos in a Kate Perry video, and doing publicity stunts to promote Facebook games [mashable.com]? When the bar's set that high, you've really got to hustle for opportunities. And don't think he can just appear in some computer ad, either, because his fellow gangsta rapper Dr. Dre is already doing HP ads. No, he's really got to go all out, and find something totally square to promote for cash. Stay
only thing norton can do... (Score:1)

by M. Kristopeit ( 1890764 ) writes:

understanding their inability to maintain defense against a virus/worm/malware pool growing exponentially and causing their product to all but render a home PC useless, they attempt to reach the hearts and minds of the people causing that pool to grow.
i have a feeling this marketing ploy will function as good as anything else from norton.
"want you to show off your their lyrical skills" (Score:1)

by cthubik ( 1588847 ) writes:

I think you meant "show off them ya lyrical skills," brud.
Too bad. (Score:2, Insightful)

by unr3a1 ( 1264666 ) writes:

I really hate that hackers are blamed for every crime involving a computer. At least so it seems. We are talking less than 5% of all hackers do what they do for destruction or selfish means. I definitely will not promote Norton's products now. HACKING IS NOT A CRIME.
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by Anarchduke ( 1551707 ) writes:
  
  But installing norton should be one
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by JasterBobaMereel ( 1102861 ) writes:
  
  Since most Computer viruses are obscure and mostly irrelevant now, and the real threat is Malware, I agree
  Hacker: even by the Media definition does not include those who write malware, it does not even really apply to cracker
  Malware mostly are trying to build botnets, to get personal information, and to send spam .... ....the new evil is the marketing droids ....
Nerds rapping... (Score:2)

by neuro.slug ( 628600 ) writes:

...is better in freestyle form.
http://searchenginerapbattle.com/ [searchengi...battle.com]
Best Virus Rap (Score:1)

by ktwoart ( 564374 ) writes:

Deltron 3030 - "Virus" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijPE7fe4XTg [youtube.com]
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by Locke2005 ( 849178 ) writes:
  
  I'd have to say Virus Alert [youtube.com] is better.
Norton get it off! what a sell out (Score:2)

by Joe The Dragon ( 967727 ) writes:

Norton get it off! what a sell out we should make a rap video about how bad Norton is and enter that.
Is that like (Score:2)

by /dev/trash ( 182850 ) writes:

When Elvis helped Nixon with the war on Drugs?
ROFL (Score:2)

by wiedzmin ( 1269816 ) writes:

Variations should include "Ghost ride the laptop", "Use it slow" and "Drop it like it's a bot". And I thought "Bros icing bros" was a ridiculous marketing campaign.
Seriously... (Score:1)

by Geek of the Week ( 845 ) writes:

would anyone ever have guessed Snoop would sell out so hard? Everyone mellows with age but I thought he'd sold out completely when he appeared on a Katy Perry tune. Now he's pimpin Norton software? "Hack is wack?" Really?
Next thing he's gonna be doing infomercials for the Snooptisserie Oven.
- Re: (Score:1)
  
  by allusionist ( 983106 ) writes:
  
  Snooptisserie Oven? That actually sounds pretty awesome...
Cut of the pie... (Score:2)

by Twinbee ( 767046 ) writes:

Just out of interest, does someone like this get that miniscule 0.2% cut of the money pie when a song sells, or has he somehow escaped the clutches of the publisher?
2nd Prize is... (Score:2)

by GuyFawkes ( 729054 ) writes:

4 tickets to Snoop Dog + 2 copies of Norton.
Street Cred (Score:2)

by lyinhart ( 1352173 ) writes:

And so continues the battle between Eminem, Jay-Z and Snoop Dogg to see who can lose the most street cred in the least amount of time.
Can competing anti-virus companies enter? (Score:2)

by Z80xxc! ( 1111479 ) writes:

If competing companies can enter, Kaspersky should submit their Packin' the K rap [youtube.com]. I'm sure that would make for great publicity.
So what your telling me... (Score:1)

by Heratiki ( 943721 ) writes:

Is that by winning this contest I, transversely, will be required to spend the 2 days for "vacation" deleting all traces of the broken software that will be included with the laptop??? This doesn't sound like a prize to me...
make a rap about how norton F* up there pc and how (Score:2)

by Joe The Dragon ( 967727 ) writes:

make a rap about how norton F* up there pc and how much pain it was to get it fixed. Even better if you upload that to www.HackIsWack.com.
And they say weed is a harmless drug (Score:2)

by VP ( 32928 ) writes:

Look where it got Snoop...
Just use this site to translate the contest page (Score:1)

by Dr.Who ( 146770 ) writes:

http://www.gizoogle.com/ [gizoogle.com]
Deadly Norton Snoop Rhymez (Score:2)

by alphatel ( 1450715 ) * writes:

I'm up in windows, browsing some site.
Explorer froze up, dang, shit ain't right!
My files get renamed to penut-butta.gif
And wallpaper's lookin like a dog with a splif
Camera comes on and what do I get?
Seems I've entered a cam-roulette!
The virus don't stop, it's threat level is wack
Suddenly there's Norton and he's got my back.
Ten minutes later everything's a'ight
It's good to know I can sleep tonight.

(All rhymes property of teh mixmasta 'e'...Theft = instant lawsuit, biatch.)
Hack is Whack? (Score:2)

by Chris Tucker ( 302549 ) writes:

"Whack"?
Is there a duck in here?
How's this for an entry? (Score:1)

by TSRX ( 1129939 ) writes:

Yo listen, this is my rap about norton kinda retarded like billy bob thornton they're en garde but not on the avante heuristically idiotic without the savant you got a hole in your network security got NIS and AV to give it a DP
LOL (Score:2)

by Vegeta99 ( 219501 ) writes:

He must be smokin' more than just the ganja now.
He's doing a liquor-bottle signing at a state-owned Wine and Spirits store in Philadelphia soon. WTF?
Okay Gregory Bros.. (Score:2)

by Qubit ( 100461 ) writes:

... I know that you're out there, watching over us like some kind of lyrical nerdcore angels.
Time to autotune Snoop Dogg [vimeo.com] talking about this project...
"Bringin' the attention level up"
'Sho nuff!
"A lot of people don't even realize this is happening"
What about George? He chronicles tech problems he's havening [nanc.com].
"We come together and join forces to fight this"
Are you going to go to Russia and dump crackers in an abyss?
"When my team come after you we're gonna git you"
Get all up ins your binary code, and zero you o
Narc inside? (Score:2)

by AHuxley ( 892839 ) writes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Lantern_(software) [wikipedia.org]
Recall the feds dream of malware with a deal "to ensure their anti-virus software would not detect the program"
I guess the music is like "White House Office of National Drug Control Policy" with anti drug messages in your fav tv dramas.
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2000/01/13/drugs [salon.com]
Now you get a musical propaganda blast to install Norton and fight "cyber crime"
Whats next a track on p2p, the joys of an Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA)?
Helllllzzzzz Yea! (Score:2)

by NetNed ( 955141 ) writes:

Norton is SOOO much more creditable with Snoop on board. Of course if you smoke 15 joints a day, a system with Norton installed on it might still seem fast to you.
was (Score:2)

by SpzToid ( 869795 ) writes:

...there was a time when he pretty much was West Coast hip-hop.
Yeah, times changed about when Snoop Dogg moved from Long Beach to live on top of a high hill in Diamond Bar. See any correlation? Any at all?
Perfect Partnership (Score:2)

by Thnurg ( 457568 ) writes:

Symantec and Snoop Dogg are birds of a feather.
Running any Symantec software on your machine makes it sluggish, unresponsive and causes it to behave obnoxiously.
Listening to Snoop Dogg does the same to people.
What a novel idea (Score:2)

by Terrasque ( 796014 ) writes:

It's all about the pentiums [youtube.com]
bash.org [bash.org]
And.. have to say... Snoop dogg? Really? Even Rick Ashley would be better..
And Second Prize Is ... (Score:2)

by Toad-san ( 64810 ) writes:

4 days and 4 nights?
4 tickets to the concert?
"... and a new laptop pimped out with Norton Internet Security 2011."
Be still, my beating heart!
Dear Snoop. (Score:2)

by Datamonstar ( 845886 ) writes:

Be a gangster again! Call women bitches. Drink 40's excessively. Smoke weed without caring. Please. Do it for the children.
- Re: (Score:1)
  
  by SCPRedMage ( 838040 ) writes:
  
  Cash is like dakka, and as the orcs say, "Enuff'z more than ya got an' less than too much an' there ain't no such fing as too much dakka."
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by tsm_sf ( 545316 ) writes:
    
    John Muir to banker friend: "I'm richer than you'll ever be. I have everything I want."
    - Re: (Score:2)
      
      by cherokee158 ( 701472 ) writes:
      
      I wasn't familiar with the work of John Muir until I was inspired to Google him by your quote. Thank you!

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Uninstall that shiz (Score:1)

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I found the video! (Score:1, Informative)

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You know why they called them soap operas? (Score:2)

Norton Internet Security (Score:3, Funny)

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Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? (Score:3, Funny)

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What does Snoop put in his laundry? (Score:2)

Sounds like a job for the Disk Protector (Score:1)

To be fair, it's hard work selling out (Score:2)

only thing norton can do... (Score:1)

"want you to show off your their lyrical skills" (Score:1)

Too bad. (Score:2, Insightful)

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Nerds rapping... (Score:2)

Best Virus Rap (Score:1)

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Norton get it off! what a sell out (Score:2)

Is that like (Score:2)

ROFL (Score:2)

Seriously... (Score:1)

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Cut of the pie... (Score:2)

2nd Prize is... (Score:2)

Street Cred (Score:2)