An anonymous reader writes "You open your eyes in the morning and go to the toilet. Raising the lid you see there is a snake. What would you do? Put the lid back? This is what the 73-year-old Polish citizen did when she saw a 6.5-foot-long reptile peering up out of her toilet."
Optimism is the content of small men in high places.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Crack Up"