In Case of Emergency, Please Remove Your Bra 123
An anonymous reader writes "Caught in a disaster with harmful airborne particles? You'd better hope you're wearing the Emergency Bra. Simply unsnap the bright red bra, separate the cups, and slip it over your head — one cup for you, and one for your friend. Dr. Elena Bodnar won an Ig Nobel Award for the invention last year, an annual tribute to scientific research that on the surface seems goofy but is often surprisingly practical. And now Bodnar has brought the eBra to the public; purchase one online for just $29.95."
Why didn't I think of this... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh great (Score:3, Funny)
Now I have to grow out my man-boobs in order to justify that $29.95 + shipping.
Survival manual (Score:5, Funny)
So when the siren sounds, start groping nearby females in search of a gasmask. :)
Re:Oh great (Score:4, Funny)
Now I have to grow out my man-boobs
See, if you were an American you would already have them ;)
Beats snorkling air from a toilet... (Score:3, Funny)
eCup (Score:4, Funny)
Wow, this is so much more appealing than my eCup idea for men.
No good for Slashdot crowd (Score:3, Funny)
[scene] Dozens of fully clothed dead men and women lying around the computer room
[Officer 1] What happened here?
[Officer 2] These poor souls died in the gas attack
[Officer 1] What?! Everybody else in the building survived just fine. They used those new-fangled gas mask bras.
[Officer 2, Checking a few bodies] I see several of these women are wearing those bras. Why didn't these people use them?
[Officer 1, Reading the bra's instructions] "Step 1, remove bra"...Step 2..."
[Officer 2] Well, there's the problem right away. This is a Slashdot crowd; no experience in removing bras.
Great idea! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Survival manual (Score:5, Funny)
Remember to help yourself before assisting others.
Re:Survival manual (Score:3, Funny)
Not speaking from experience of course (I'm a virgin slashdotter after all).
1 girl 2 cup - the movie (Score:3, Funny)
1 girl 2 cup
Re:eCup (Score:3, Funny)
Don't underestimate the cup, I wear one all the time when asking women if I can put my face in their bra.
Re:Why didn't you think of this, indeed... (Score:5, Funny)
- Dan.
Re:Why didn't you think of this, indeed... (Score:4, Funny)
Next up: the zombie-killing ammunition-loaded bra, for those afraid of zombie attack.
Available in sizes from .22 A-cup "Peashooter" all the way to 500-mm EEE-cup "Big Bertha."
Re:Why didn't you think of this, indeed... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Why didn't you think of this, indeed... (Score:5, Funny)
- Dan.
Re:I was going to complain... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why didn't you think of this, indeed... (Score:3, Funny)
Tongue-in-cheek, cheek-in-bra?
This new system of cheeks and bralessness could definitely bear further investigation...
Re:Why didn't you think of this, indeed... (Score:3, Funny)
Hey! We’ll have no swinging, swaying, or bouncing here... that’s what the bra was for!