Study Finds the Perfect Ratio of Attractiveness

Gksksla writes "Scientists in Australia and Hong Kong have conducted a comprehensive study to discover how different body measurements correspond with ratings of female attractiveness. The study, published in the Journal of Evolutionary Biology, found that across cultural divides young, tall and long armed women were considered the most attractive."

Forgot one

[RealErmine]

Young, tall, long armed and with huge... tracts of land.

Pssshhh...

[mister_playboy]

Long arms? Give me a hourglass shaped babe with plenty of T&A, thanks. :)

The perfect study

[Big Smirk]

Nice job.

Next up, a study on perfect female breast size.

"No ma'am, I'm not oogling you, I'm conducting a study"

Re:Pssshhh...

[Anonymous Coward]

Any gal you marry will end up with plenty of A, no matter how much she starts with.

Long arms?

[Anonymous Coward]

How long have these arms to be?
Long enough to hand me a beer over from the fridge?

HEY!

[Shikaku]

Listen!

Shocking

[carrier lost]

"...found that across cultural divides young, tall and long armed women were considered the most attractive."

Get out! Men don't like old, short, stubby-armed women?

Sacre-bleu!

Dave.cpp

[CODiNE]

Actually Dave [thedailywtf.com] has already figured out the optimal formula for calculating and ranking a woman's beauty.

I appreciate large derrieres...

[Drakkenmensch]

...and it is impossible to be untruthful.

And furthermore...

[hyades1]

"The study...found that across cultural divides young, tall and long armed women were considered the most attractive."

"Unt zee gymungous getitzenhooters alzo ve haf found to be zort uff nice.

Herr Professor Lance Wagstaffenstein, University of Norbnokkerschweet at Munchen

Re:I appreciate large derrieres...

[Anonymous Coward]

None of us can refute that

Re:I appreciate large derrieres...

[Abstrackt]

When a young woman enters with a small waist and supple buttocks

Not surprising

[Translation Error]

After all, who's going to tell armed women that they're unattractive.

Re:I appreciate large derrieres...

[RightSaidFred99]

And proceeds to expose her hip and buttocks region in close proximity to your face, One's penis might become turgid, lending a certain urge to extract it.

Re:bad survey.

[insertwackynamehere]

What the statue of liberty should have said

Distrubing

[TiggertheMad]

I've always had a thing for girls that are 5'4 or below. I think it's because the short ones are usually zesty packets of spunk

if...
girls that are 5'4 or below == short ones
and
short ones == zesty packets of spunk
That would mean that you just said:

I've always had a thing for zesty packets of spunk.

on Slashdot. /shudder

Re:I appreciate large derrieres...

[hobo sapiens]

Why, even men of european descent must loudly declare appreciation for women of these proportions!