Govt To Bomb Guam With Frozen Mice To Kill Snakes 229
rhettb writes "In a spectacularly creative effort to rid Guam of the brown tree snake, an invasive species which has ravaged local wildlife and angered local residents, the US Department of Agriculture is planning to 'bomb' the island's rainforests with dead frozen mice laced with acetaminophen. While it might not seem difficult to purge an island of snakes, the snake's habit of dwelling high in the rainforest canopy has so far thwarted efforts to rid the island of the pest. Eradicating the snake is a priority because it triggers more than 100 power outages a year at a cost of $1-4 million and has driven at least 6 local bird species to extinction."
I guess they'll die (Score:5, Funny)
Don't you have to be a saint to do that? (Score:5, Funny)
For a saint...
And if you happen to be on Guam (Score:5, Funny)
Acetaminophen (Score:2, Funny)
Or Chinese... (Score:5, Funny)
What are they going to use... (Score:1, Funny)
When the Ice Zombie Rats who are incapable of feeling pain attack?
Oblig. Simpsons (Score:5, Funny)
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Guam will smell great once the mice thaw out (Score:4, Funny)
Now the entire island will smell like rotting mice and snakes... Good Job USDA.
Re:I guess they'll die (Score:1, Funny)
I don't think frozen mice will be breeding anytime soon. Coming back as zombies maybe...
Re:Attach parachutes.... (Score:2, Funny)
Then they can drop smarter dead frozen mice to kill them as well. Er, well, or something like that.
I've had it! (Score:5, Funny)
Who says only snakes will eat them? (Score:4, Funny)
Didn't think so.
Re:I guess they'll die (Score:3, Funny)
They dropped the gorillas
I guess winter isn't cold enough in Guam, otherwise the Gorillas would simply freeze to death. [wikipedia.org]
Re:This Failed in NYC (Score:2, Funny)
On the surface, an Aussie and a redneck might seem to have a lot in common, but when us rednecks get bored for sport, we just go shoot up stop signs, powerline insulators, and the odd cityslicker's cat or fluffdog. When an Aussie gets bored, he casually sets in motion a chain of events that will ravage ecosystems across multiple continents -- then sits back, drinks beer, and watches it all go down.
You gotta hand it to them Aussies, man.
"First they came ..." (Score:5, Funny)
"First they came for the snakes,
but I didn't eat because I don't eat Tylenol-laced frozen mice...."
Oh wait, thought this was Y.R.O. ... nevermind.