Court Rules Against Woman Who Didn't Like Search Results 173
The Seventh Circuit Court has ruled that Beverly Stayart can't sue Yahoo! because she did not like what she saw on the results page after searching for her name. Stayart claimed that her "internet presence" was damaged by Yahoo! because results for a search of her name showed listings which included pharmaceuticals and adult oriented websites. The court disagreed. From the article: "Stayart had sued under Section 43(a) of the federal Lanham Act, which prohibits false advertising, false implications of endorsement, and so on. Her problem was that a Lanham Act claim requires a showing that the plaintiff has a 'commercial interest' to protect, and Stayart did not have a commercial interest in her own name."
Be Honest (Score:5, Funny)
How many of you just went to google images and turned safe search off and searched for this womans name?
I think the answer will illustrate just how bad an idea this was for her.
Thought EVERY search came up with pharm/adult site (Score:3, Funny)
Turns out it was just me. How did they know I like drugs and sex?
Beverly Stayart free porn (Score:5, Funny)
Re:But.... (Score:3, Funny)
Let the Streisand Effect begin. :S
perfect job for 4chan... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I dunno about that... (Score:2, Funny)
Well, I just typed "Anonymous Coward" into Google. Not a single page about SEO. Seems your SEO abilities are not that good. ;-)
Re:Anti-Streisend effect....? (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, I've noticed the same. overall, she won. Yahoo'ing for her (weird word) doesn't turn up anything juicy, just this lawsuit. Damn, the Seventh Circuit Court just got USED!
Python? (Score:5, Funny)
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"Could I have that without so much Beverly Stayart in it?"
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"What do you mean, 'Eugh!'? I don't like Beverly Stayart!"
Beverly Stayart? Pfffft. (Score:5, Funny)
Let's just hope that Bobbie Goatse never googles herself.
I sympathize with this woman (Score:5, Funny)
There are others with your plight
Sincerely,
John Q. Viagra
Silver lining (Score:3, Funny)
Cases like this are good in a way.
Think about it: in 2000 years, long after the American Empire collapses to the Canadian Hordes, scholars will look back at the US legal code and declare it to be the more comprehensive in existence, covering every conceivable eventuality, no matter how brain-dead.
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Re:I sympathize with this woman (Score:3, Funny)
It's always nice having an unpopular name that will not be adopted by porn stars.
Lempdeck Von Scrotomeuncher
Re:Anti-Streisend effect....? (Score:5, Funny)
The hundreds of news stories about this trial seem to have swamped the juicy links and made them vanish.
Is this an 'anti-Streisand' effect?
No, this is the "Stayart Effect" ®
Re:Beverly Stayart? Pfffft. (Score:1, Funny)
seriously, if she googles herself too much she might end up with a huge, distended googhole.
Dude Hardman (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Anti-Streisend effect....? (Score:3, Funny)
Mistress Beverly "whiplash" Stayart should sue Google/Yahoo because first SERP is a bunch of Lawyers diminishing her reputation and frightening away clients
Dammit! (Score:3, Funny)