Ozzy Osbourne's Genome Reveals Some Neanderthal Lineage 151
ByOhTek writes "CNN reports that in July, rocker Ozzy Osbourne became one of few to submit his blood to have his full genome sequenced and analyzed. The results are in, and it turns out his genome reveals some Neanderthal lineage. What does Ozzie have to say about it? 'I was curious, given the swimming pools of booze I've guzzled over the years - not to mention all of the cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup, LSD, Rohypnol... there's really no plausible medical reason why I should still be alive. Maybe my DNA could say why,' he wrote."
Bah (Score:5, Insightful)
Ozzy's DNA: GACCTAACGATGCTAGC...
Lemmy's DNA: GODGODGODGOD...
Rich (Score:5, Insightful)
Ozzy, this isn't hard to figure out. You're alive because you're rich. You can afford a comfortable lifestyle as well as medical treatment when you need it.
Now, please stop fighting with Iommi and make another Black Sabbath album already.
More important... (Score:5, Insightful)
Is the gene variant they've found in him that has never been found in any other vertebrate.
Ok, maybe not more important, be definately more interesting.
Re:Oh the irony. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Rich (Score:3, Insightful)
Do we really need to list all of the super rich musicians who have died from putting really dangerous stuff in their blood streams?
Being rich does not save you from an overdose. It might improve your odds of not ODing but it still happens to plenty of wealthy people. The ones that it doesn't happen to are lucky... or perhaps they actually have some pre-disposition to surviving heavy drug use.
Re:Rich (Score:2, Insightful)
It's completely logical and obvious that a druggie who is rich is more likely to survive than a druggie who is not. Ozzy's big vice, especially in the 80s, was alcohol, but unlike most alcoholics, he could afford to be one and afford the treatment to become sober.
People are apparently attaching themselves to the cute idea that Ozzy is genetically special because he survived his drug abuse. I don't know if you've seen him, but he has clearly suffered long-term effects that would hamper the lives of non-celebrities.
Sharon Osbourne, his wife and manager, is a very, very shrewd business person. She's the kind of person who actually re-recorded drum and bass tracks on Ozzy's early solo albums in order to avoid paying those musicians. This, like everything else about Ozzy, is a publicity stunt to get people talking about Ozzy and buy his recent album and his autobiography. He's not some mutant superhuman.
Re:Rich (Score:3, Insightful)
"I was curious, given the swimming pools of booze I've guzzled over the years - not to mention all of the cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup, LSD, Rohypnol... there's really no plausible medical reason why I should still be alive."
Is it because I'm in my 30s or because I'm a nerd or both that makes me think, "loser" when I read that?
Re:Bah (Score:1, Insightful)